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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Its Friday, TGIF, Friday the 13.......ooooohoooo

It is Friday the 13th, but you know what? It is still FRIDAY! Not much to report other than a have a small cold now, when you get fucked you get fucked prison style. But it is not to bad just the sniffles and the usual big boogies in the morning shower.
I am leaving early today*dances like a wild drunken white guy at some else's wedding with an open bar* I am going with the little woman to our first doctors appointment, the first of many. But this one is the first and I wanted to be there when Dr. Jelly-finger does his thing. Its scrap booking time for baby #2 for us and baby#3 for me LOL. We are hoping for a girl this time but I personally only want a healthy baby, boy or girl. If I get a boy I can call them 'My Three Son's' LOL. Its funny, we went out to TGIF's last night and little man was his evil 2 year old self, but behind us there was a family of 5. Mom and dad, and their 3 little girls! We were betting that the last girl was supposted to be a boy, mom and dad praying extra hard for this one to have a tail. But like I said I don't care one way or the other, I just love the first few years. Don't get me wrong I love them at any age but they are never as loving or cuddly as they are during those first few years. Then they learn to walk and the first place they walk is away from you, talk and say NO and other things that will raise the hairs on your neck. A two year old shouting "FUCK" in a restaurant isn't as funny when its yours but its still pretty funny :-D! They learn to be there own person, which is great for them and they should. But it is sad as they pull away to take on the world and all its pain on there own. Then you suddenly notice that you missed the silence and all that 'me' time you used to have and you can't wait until they are in school full time LOL.
But lets see how this weekend pans out, I am planning on going out with an old friend on Saturday night. Probably no drinking involved but no biggie, I have not be felling in the brain cell killing mood lately. Maybe I will save it up for when the Bro-in-law comes home from da Navy. We all know that those first days will be booze soaked and full of fuzzy memories LOL. I have to get going now, got to get the payroll done early. So here are a few quick funnies to get us all smiling for the weekend.

1) They can mix drinks and sauce all at the same time.

















2) I have been to several of these b.s. artist as a kid and this is how they always made me feel. Damn quack doctors!
























3) I know I am going to hell so fuck it, I thought this was funny!


























4) To bad if she catches you doing what she said you will go without sex for 3 months instead of the usual 2.























Have a good weekend yall.

9 comments:

steph said...

I want 3 boys when I have kids!

Have a good weekend :)

honkeie2 said...

Thanks Steph. Love the pics u got there. One are one hottie! But after all the drinking on new years I was hoping to see a naked pic or at least a topless one lmao!

the_mrs said...

I have two boys, and my husband wants a girl, and I've told him ok, as long as he has it. I can't go through another pregnancy. I WON'T DO IT! lol

Are you going to find out what the sex is of the baby? I know you can't just yet, but when you're able to, are you?

One last thing--I saw in Yahoo news today that NJ changed their slogan to "Come see for your self"....is there really anything there that I have to GO THERE to see for myself? ;)

honkeie2 said...

the_mrs: Not sure if we want to know. The wife wants a girl so bad I think if she finds out its another boy now she will be a little down.
And as far as the new slogan, yeah there is alot to see in NJ. The dirty white trash shores, malls as fas as the eye can see, dirty run down poverty sticken Alantic City, historical sites(but what state along the east coast doesnt have them), but the one and only thing worth seeing in NJ is me! I am an amuzment park ride and a national attraction all in one lol. Come ride Toad the Wet Sprocket, its a blast, its fast and it will leave you gasping for more lmao!!!!
I suggested a solgan but they never responded to it : New Jersey, once you get past the smell you got it licked.
No one in the slogan office has a since of humor lol.

the_mrs said...

I was going to come to Jersey just to see you! But I asked my husband, and he said "NO". I even tried to tell him about the Wet Sprocket ride! He never lets me have any fun...;)

I loved your slogan--I could get behind that one!

Danielle said...

aw honk this is great news~~~!!!!!!!

morbid misanthrope said...

The government gave me $3.75 in return for the promise that I will never reproduce. Suckers! If they would have realized I have absolutely no shot of ever getting laid, they could have saved a few bucks.

honkeie2 said...

the_mrs: Tell him I wont charge for admission and I will keep the sloopy seconds to myself lol.
D- Thanks!
Morbid: Hey you never know, Hillary Clinton had a kid! She didnt even look good when she was young, nasty just nasty lol. So there is hope for everyone :-)

melly21775 said...

Oh a new baby! I love babies. Congrats and I hope you have that girl. Bringing home a new baby is such a wonderful feeling and that first year is so cool. William just turned one and I can't figure out where that year went. Now he's leaning so much and doing new things every day. Your so lucky that you get to experience it again.