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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Happy HNT

Happy HNT and you are probably curious to what you are looking at. It is a scare the is located on my left side. It is rather faint now but during the summer when I tan up a little they are very easy to spot. The story behind these scares goes back some years when me and the misses were out camping. They have these showers there that look like prison cells, about 15 feet deep, 5 feet wide and about 12 feet high. The walls are painted prison cell white, there is a shelf with a mirror and a button with a shower head above it. The shower is on a timer, you push the button and water sprays out at 3 minutes at a time. Now the first time you press the button you are blasted by freezing ass cold water, and me having been here before I knew this. The misses and me were in the same cell together, and yeah there is a bench there to 'sit on' ;-) -sorry Doug-
and I pressed the button and jumped back to avoid the blast of nut shrinking cold water. Now my mistake is that I jumped in the direction of the metal shelf, and the edge caught my side and tore a piece of flesh off. It did not bleed too much but it hurt like hell, and the meat hanging off the edge of the shelf was rather nasty. I wish I had my digital camera then, this was during the time I never really used it. I hope to have more scares before I die, they are such fun to show ppl during drunkin parties and also fun to show at HNT.

25 comments:

HMT said...

you should tat all over that scar... dragons, viking war scenes.. I mean shit.. metal potential abound!

Becky said...

Ewwww, meat hanging off the shelf, sounds like a good pic!

the_mrs said...

*Cringing*

Ugh.."meat". HURL!

honkeie2 said...

hmt:I am soo getting an old fashion metal tat.
Becky: It would have been!
the_mrs: Meat is good for u, taste of chiken.

Just Some Gal said...

Oh man... Meat hanging... *blech*

lol

Cool scar though. I think they look really awesome when the guy is all buff.

But either way...I'm sure you were doing something really dirty in the shower with the missus...And just not telling that part. ;-) Or at least it would make the story more appealing than a meat hanger!

Love it... Let me kiss it? HA!

xx

honkeie2 said...

blondie- kiss away lol. and yes there is more to it but i dont want to blind her brother or sister. they visit my blog, they know it happens but to read about it is a whole other ball game lol.
Does anyone reading this have any fun scares?

Flygirl said...

I always enjoy hearing the stories behind the scars.

Video X said...

OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!! that hurts. hurts me just thinking about it!

honkeie2 said...

fly: Its like a badge or a tat.
vx: hehehehehe, do u like blood. It did get messy at first lol.

Video X said...

haha! no! messy is good but not too excited about blood.

Ranger Tom said...

I thought it might be where the alien implant was...

LOL

;)

normiekins said...

geez that is disgusting...meat hanging off the shelf....god honk.....i just ate.....! The scar gives you character though....you need to create like a big ol fight story or something to tell the kids.....ummm, a little lower with the camera too! LOL

honkeie2 said...

vx- red wings anyone lol
ranger- no thats what my butt is for lol.
normie- I need a few more scars before I can create their own blog lol

Danielle said...

u tan?
your so feminine!!!!!1
haa just playen honk

The Bastard Son said...

Ouch.

Happy HNT.

Binsk said...

Oh my!

Glad you are okay.

Mike said...

Leave the scar, it is sexy!

HS said...

ouch! but war wounds like that one always make for good stories :)

honkeie2 said...

I think for the next few HNT I till post scars and the stroies behind them. Because I am just that Fab-u-lous!

The Real Kidd said...

Hey hey hey Honkeie! Whats happen hot stuff?!

Eeeeewwww! Meat hanging off shelf?? Cooool! :)

Happy HNT....just a little late.

Lo Lo Lova said...

I love how perfectly parrallel the scars are :)

honkeie2 said...

kidd: nothing wrong with late, thanks!
lolo: Yes I blame the shelf for that lol

AM said...

You discuss scare stories in parties?! dude, you're wierd lol.
(good weirdo if it makes any difference lol)

honkeie2 said...

it does it does :-D

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