Happy HNT

Happy HNT and you are probably curious to what you are looking at. It is a scare the is located on my left side. It is rather faint now but during the summer when I tan up a little they are very easy to spot. The story behind these scares goes back some years when me and the misses were out camping. They have these showers there that look like prison cells, about 15 feet deep, 5 feet wide and about 12 feet high. The walls are painted prison cell white, there is a shelf with a mirror and a button with a shower head above it. The shower is on a timer, you push the button and water sprays out at 3 minutes at a time. Now the first time you press the button you are blasted by freezing ass cold water, and me having been here before I knew this. The misses and me were in the same cell together, and yeah there is a bench there to 'sit on' ;-) -sorry Doug-
and I pressed the button and jumped back to avoid the blast of nut shrinking cold water. Now my mistake is that I jumped in the direction of the metal shelf, and the edge caught my side and tore a piece of flesh off. It did not bleed too much but it hurt like hell, and the meat hanging off the edge of the shelf was rather nasty. I wish I had my digital camera then, this was during the time I never really used it. I hope to have more scares before I die, they are such fun to show ppl during drunkin parties and also fun to show at HNT.