Well it only took me two days to get my blog back up and running, and a huge note to self: Put passwords to all email accounts and sites I belong to in one place!
It has been a wild time since last I posted; unemployment problems, financial aid problems, job hunting problems, living situation problems and just life problems in general. But those are things I am tired of talking about and that is not why I started blogging, I want to come here and post some of the rambling crap that seems to ooze out of my head. A place to kick back and just say things like, 'Today I saw a lady walking her cat, nothing to strange about that; other than the fact the cat was purple!'
And yes I did see that this morning, craziest thing I have seen in the ghetto this month. Hookers, pimps and crack heads have become the norm, but a lady walking a purple cat! Well, that about does it for me haha!
I grew a long goatee, then I shaved it off. I wanted to keep it until I got a job but it got really annoying and ended up shaving it off. I started running and lost just about 11lbs in a month, I am now back to working out again and it feels great. Yesterday I did pull ups and push ups and a three mile run. I still cannt do too many pull ups but the run was pretty good, I did three miles in 31:16. Took off almost 2 minutes from my last 3 mile run.
I also celebrated my 36 birthday in July, and to that my sister in law said; 'How does it feel to be almost 40?' And let me say I did not kill her, age has taught me that it is much more fun to kill them kindness that with a knife muahahahaah! And besides I know what makes her jump and scream, pay back should never be this much fun!
I am going to try and come back here more often now that I have all my sign on issues dealt with. I know I have said that before so lets see if I can keep that promise to myself because I really do like my blog and it helps keep track of all of life's ups and downs.
- I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
I am not sure if admitting to breaking driving laws openly will get me into trouble so I am going to do this in story telling mode....*so wink wink* This is just a fictitious story about a man named CN and his adventure with da man!
CN was sitting in traffic when his cell phone went off, it was work again. He has been on this electric for almost 10 years now, and it is really starting to take its toll on his mental health.
"Hello CN speaking." He said with little to no emotion in his voice.
And just as he put the tool that is slowly giving him brain cancer to his ear, he saw the police car pass by him. Whatever the squawking employee was droning on about fell into the back ground as CN looked into the rear view mirror and saw the cop trying to pull a k-turn four cars back.
CN has seen this type of trick used more than once, the last time it ended with his car being towed and a ticket for 'unclear plates'. Which was contested and was thrown out; Cop one :Pissed off civilian one!
And this looked just like another one of those moments. Lets see what possible tickets CN could get:
Possible talking on cell phone while driving and a definite busted tail light.
But CN saw his ticket out, the light had turned green and the box truck in front of him was turning right. As he made the turn along with the truck he made his move, the street he was turning onto was a high bridge going over some train tacks; which would also play into his game. Now, it was late and the road he was on went one of two place, the main highway or the back poorly lit roads for the industrial side of town.
With less than 60 feet to make his move CN floored it, cut off the box truck just as they went over the bridge, banged a hard right that lead into the industrial side, killed all the light and slammed the pedal down as if he was aiming for the street! CN looked in his review mirror just as the cop cross the intersection heading toward the highway. He then turned the lights back on and eased up on the gas, he was coming up to a popular titty bar and there were always cops hanging out there. The last thing he wanted was a speeding ticket.
CN then turned off the main road and made his way back to the highway via the side streets. This was not unfamiliar territory to CN, the old cemetery, the refinery and the everyday blue color town was where he spent his jr. high years. There is no better way to learn the roads of a town than on a bicycle and this was where CN was.
Within minutes he was back on the highway obeying every single law that was ever written governing the rules of the police state in which he lived.
The Moral of the story, dont break traffic laws and never under estimate the power of a well thought out escape plan.
Now like I said this is just a fun story of CN and his brush with the law, and if you dont know who CN is then you dont know me very well. But Since I am in a good mood I will tell you......
CN is the greatest man known to man, he once explained sound to a deaf person! CN is Chuck Norris!
Friday, January 06, 2012
So here we are, it's the end of the world as we know it. And it does not seem any different. Except the fact I am now blogging from my super awesome iPhone! Yep I am going super geek on this post, the only draw back is I cannt put pictures in here from my iPhone. Well I probably can I just have not figured out how to do it as of yet. Does anyone know how to add photos to your blog when posting from your phone?
And speaking of super geek I had to make a stop at the Apple store in the Menlo mall last week to reset my old iPod for my son. It was weird, geeky and fast. The only draw back was I had to make an appointment first, which was not that big of a deal and to be honest made it that much faster. I walked in, gave the door nerd my name and appointment time and then went on in. Within a few minutes I have numerous people helping me and asking me questions, we could not have been there for more than 30 minutes and we were out. No problems and no extra charge, how awesome is that? If I had the money I would probably Apple-ize my whole house! But that shit is expensive but the tech support beats anything I have ever seen.
But we all know Steve Jobs was working for the devil and his machines will in slave us this year. Because that ancient round calander has for told that this is the end.......or that they figured 2012 was as far into the future they wanted to go. They were probably like, 'Dude do you really think we are going I make it to 2012? Hey look over there, yeah in the water look at that huge boat with giant sails on it. Let's fo meet them on the beach.'
Yeah I am pretty sure it went something like that lol. But hey I am not going to even give the idea of the world ending a second thought. It's all good and this is the year we move to CA for fuck sakes, only new and better things for us!
But let me get back to work I will be back I just love the fact I can now blog just about from anywhere now, I am like a moble hack with delusions of being a writer hahaha. Yeah ok, I am just another schmuck with a blog and a smart phone doing stupid things.