Now on to mentionings of Two Girls One Cup and the Filthy Sanchez.....and if you dont know about these two things we cannt be friends. These are fundamentals in my arsenal of dirty jokes! Oh and let me not forget to mention the man that produced 'Deep Throat' Gerard Damiano has passed. Leaving behind him a legacy of many grateful men for his contribution to then the Stag Films to the now porn industry monster. This was one of the pioneers of the time that helped open doors to a sexual revolution against the evil government hold we have here. I am not saying that porn should be allowed everywhere but in this day and age we are still seeing law suites about seeing a nipple on tv; well that is just retarded......yes I said retard.....imbecile....moron....stupid....and any other word that means you have your head up your ass with a bible next to it. I support single moms, I give at the strip clubs!
From the filth to the family I now give you G rated material: Pumpkin Carving 2008. And yes I know I jump around alot, its how my mind works and so shall my blog.
We went to a farm about 2 weeks ago to go pumpkin picking but they wanted an arm and a leg for one. And not to mention we had to carry them back from the field our selves.....screw that! We went to the store by us and got 3 big ones for $15 and only had to carry it for no more than 30 seconds.
Here we have Allen using the stencil on what I though was going to be an easy project.....how wrong I was!
I love how the brains of a pumpkin feels! I want to rub it on my.......well lets just say I bet that would have felt really cool if I was alone ;-)
After what seemed like forever, working in shifts we finally got this thing done. I had to use birthday candles because that was all we had.
But the effect was the same. It did not turn out exactly how we wanted but it was a close second. And hell some shithead ghetto rat will probably just kick it in any way, this was good enough for me.
I will be doing some more in the next few days, so more pictures to cum.