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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Back to our normal ways

Well as normal as I get anyway. The meeting with DYFS went fine, nothing earth shattering just a formality the clear the air. Like opening a window in your car after a White Castle fart. We are still going to meet with the principal of the school to voice our concerns of the impersonal way this was handled. But other than that I am closing the book on it and hopefully I will not have to mention it again.

Now on to mentionings of Two Girls One Cup and the Filthy Sanchez.....and if you dont know about these two things we cannt be friends. These are fundamentals in my arsenal of dirty jokes! Oh and let me not forget to mention the man that produced 'Deep Throat' Gerard Damiano has passed. Leaving behind him a legacy of many grateful men for his contribution to then the Stag Films to the now porn industry monster. This was one of the pioneers of the time that helped open doors to a sexual revolution against the evil government hold we have here. I am not saying that porn should be allowed everywhere but in this day and age we are still seeing law suites about seeing a nipple on tv; well that is just retarded......yes I said retard.....imbecile....moron....stupid....and any other word that means you have your head up your ass with a bible next to it. I support single moms, I give at the strip clubs!

From the filth to the family I now give you G rated material: Pumpkin Carving 2008. And yes I know I jump around alot, its how my mind works and so shall my blog.

We went to a farm about 2 weeks ago to go pumpkin picking but they wanted an arm and a leg for one. And not to mention we had to carry them back from the field our selves.....screw that! We went to the store by us and got 3 big ones for $15 and only had to carry it for no more than 30 seconds.
Here we have Allen using the stencil on what I though was going to be an easy project.....how wrong I was!


I love how the brains of a pumpkin feels! I want to rub it on my.......well lets just say I bet that would have felt really cool if I was alone ;-)



Squishy!


After what seemed like forever, working in shifts we finally got this thing done. I had to use birthday candles because that was all we had.
But the effect was the same. It did not turn out exactly how we wanted but it was a close second. And hell some shithead ghetto rat will probably just kick it in any way, this was good enough for me.
I will be doing some more in the next few days, so more pictures to cum.

11 comments:

scargosun said...

I think it looks great. BTW it's a 'Dirty Sanchez'. Filthy doesn't sound dirty enough.

honkeie2 said...

scargosun: I am aware of the actual name I was curious to anyone picking up on that. You are my newest fwend! Anyone to actually correct me on my nasty name wordage is welcome in my home any day!

~Sheila~ said...

Excellent pumpkin carving skills.

And....geez you teo up there...what a thing to have in common.

Prunella Jones said...

I've heard it referred to as a Filthy Burrito. And don't forget about the Hot Karl.

Nice pumpkin.

Martini said...

That is a totally sweet jack-o-lantern. Is there an artist out there skilled enough to carve the act of the dirty sanchez? I challenge someone to do it!

Carie said...

glad all went well...


Last year Ash and I attempted to do those stencil things and man did we screw it up lol...she poked a million holes like it said to do, but then we couldn't connect those damn dots...so we smashed it with a hammer and put it out front with a sign...see what happens when you piss us off lol

Cristin said...

Hey! Thanks for stopping by my blog... I'll admit I've seen 'Two Girls, One Cup'.... I made my sister watch it.... I almost peed my pants listening to her reaction to it...

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Samantha said...

That looks great!

Hammy said...

That's a smashing pumpkin.

Mimi said...

This is what a horrible mom I am, my son showed us 2 girls 1 cup. Of course it was right before supper. Sometimes, he likes to randomly mentio it. I know the dirty sanchez, too. We also had to educate my mom on what tea bagging was, we made her look it up on-line. Boy are we a twisted bunch.