Its Thursday and I am not prepared for HNT. So I am going to use an old pic of me I took while I was shopping at old navy last summer. The hat I am wearing there is now one of my favorite hats, I wore it most of the summer and took it to the Bahamas as well.
I am really sleepy today and not even sure why, but I have my extra large cup of coffee cooling off. I let it cool off so I can drink it all really fast so I don't have to drink it sip by sip. I can't stand listening to ppl sip their coffee, reminds me of someone with too much mouth water slurping it back in as they talk. My last professor was like that, he was very drolly and would stop his lecture every few minutes to slurp back his extra. It was nasty and drove me insane, but I got a B+ in the class so I can't be too mad at him lol. I dated a girl that was like that, needed a damn napkin after we kissed. Sloppy first and seconds on that date hehe, but she was a nice girl I am just glad she did not try to convert me. She was a Mormon(and I think she still is), I might have spelled that wrong but I am sure a little miss someone will let me know :-). I did attend a few of her functions and you know what I noticed? The lack of diversity, all these people look like movie extras from Children of the Corn. I like my parties a bit more buffet style, a little Chinese over here, some French over here, and little corn bread with chitlins and red beans over there. It was scary and if it wasn't for her and the ring she gave me I think they would have smell the agnostic man and killed me lol. She gave me the secret de-coder ring that let me pass among them with out question, and yes I saw ALL of them look at it as I worked the room. HAHA, worked a room full of Mormons, that has to be some sin right lmao! I think I mentioned this once before but I tend to repeat myself a lot, because I like to hear myself talk and tell stories 'I' find amusing hehe. And if you are curious to what that ring was, it was a small silver ring with the lets 'CRT' on it, nothing more. But it got me out of the den of the religious right and back to the lair of hedonism. I think I was the reason she did not got to temple , I was a bad influence on ppl then :-D
I like Old Navy, they have the best dummies in the whole mall. They let me molest them without question! Not like Victoria Secret, the moment I get near one of their window dummies they spray me in the eyes with that cheapy perfume and kick me out of the store. Well you dress like a headless mall window whore, I will treat you like one!
My ADD is running wild today if you have not noticed mauahahahahahahah! I foresee no real work getting done today haha. The sun is out and the sap is on the rise!