Halloween.....what r u going to wear....

I have formulated a plan. Not sure if it will come to light but I am working on it. I am going to trasform myself for one night into Lil John..............
The only problem I fore-see will be getting a mouth full of shit...I mean bling. I am not sure yet how to get me sum faux teef but I am working on it. The ghetto pimp daddy goblet wont be a problem and the shit locks can be found in any halloween store. Just got to get me to the dentist to get me a hundred grand grill lol.

Why brush your teeth when you can get dem capped! Those pearly whites will now have that nicotine yellow glow forever and ever.

I can see the cars, houses, bikes, imported marbel tiles for the dog house out back and even the pimped ride with a playstation and a DVD player installed in the steering wheel but I cannt see the gold diamon incrusted caps. Maybe they want to have a broke ass like me club them over the head and pull them out on the street. Hey my kids need dim Tims too! It just looks nasty, rapper, rocker, wantobe, it doesnt project a sense of style or money. It just tells me that MTV has told you, once again, what is cool and they all followed. But hey, if it makes you happy that is all that matters, so more power to ya!