- I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
If this can get published anything can....
I have had thoughts of being a writer since I can remeber, but I have never really take any steps in becoming one. I have no desire of being the starving artist or the guy always trying to get published but after I found this book I think I will at least try. If someone can write and sell a book on man on man butt sex I sure as hell can sell a book on about anything. If you have to read a how to book about fucking someone in the ass you really should re-evaluate yourself a bit. I mean come on now....is there really that much material on the topic that could fill a book? Maybe there is I just dont know, then again I have never really given it much thought.
I would have loved to have seen this guys thought process though....
-Chapter one....hmmm....rectal entry..no no...The brown rose....yeah yeah " The way to a mans heart"
I am almost tempted to search it out to see what its all about, but my homo-phob side says no...dont touch, it might turn you gay! But those evil bible belt ignorante voices are sent smoldering back by their own burning crosses. A book wont turn me gay, I am very comfortable in my metro-sexual ways and know I am not. Even though I have been hit on by a few, thanks for asking but I dont think my wife would approve.
So I am off to write a book on the Hobo's Guide to Better Road Kill and How to Read the Graffiti Signs. Or maybe a topic I am more familiar with- The How to Guide of Man to Gland Combat, The Ins and Outs of Self Happiness.