Barney the Purple Dinosaur has just converted to the Church of Satan. He has made this change over in hope it can help him regain his popularity and with hopes it will go even farther. He will be following in the foot steps of such greats as Marylin Manson, Sammy Davis Jr., and Martha Stewart.
Here is a photo that was obtained during the ceremony. We believe he had to drink the blood of a tele-tubie and have sex with Miss Piggy. He agreed to the blood but said , and I quote " I would have to be really drunk for that swine!" And form what we have learned here he was totaly crunked.
Not long after that he was seen on Seseame Street trying to get to Kurmit but he was foiled when Elmo showed him how he rolled in his hood. Nobody touchs the green unless they go through the pimp of the street, Elmo. We too have learned this from exsperience. We once wanted an interview with Bert to talk about the gay rumors but we had to have a sit down with the Big Red first.
Anton Levay, the founder of the Church of Satan, was not available to commit due to a sudden case of death which he contracted back in October 29th 1997.
More to come on Barnies decent into evil.............
2 comments:
I just KNEW Banry was the anitchrist years ago! This only confirms my suspisions!
Cool blog, interesting information... Keep it UP » » »
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