After watching about an hour of real brawls between men and women I have found the best fighting technique. The bitch slap , the open handed front slap and the back handed cross over slap, works better than any punch. Well, unless you are a trained kempo artist the straight out closed fist is not usually the best thing to use. Exspecally when confront with some crazy ghetto bitch doing the windmill on your ass and has a handfull of your hair. It does not take much trainin to use this move and can be incorpirated into a block/strike/block style.
This is what the open handed bitch slap looks like when at full exstention............
It works in almost all reall world fights and if one were to use the palm of the hand more than the fingers it can be as effective as a heavy weight hay-maker.
But most of use are not trained fighters and only think we can fight after a good Jakie Chan movie. So when confronted with a situation where things come to blows, just remeber the first strike can end it all. Just make it a well cranked up full palmed bitch slap right across the jaw. What does not work, standing there and trying to act like Ali. Go look around the net for real street fights and watch UFC and see what really works and what doesnt. -If holloywood says it works it doesnt!-
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I always say "If you are going to hit me you'd better make it a good one. Because if we fight there will only be two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground."
An interesting subject definitely brought to life. Watching women fight is something else. Talk about vicious.
When women fight it is a nasty thing. They fight like wild animal caught in a corner. I so would not want to fight a woman...i like my hair and eyes thank you lol.
Spike TV is Fucking AWESOME!! UFC IS FUCKING WONDERFUL T.V. Except of course when those rookies get in there and just dance around each other for a while. I mean it's UFC you expect to see some fucking blood, not some guys prancing around each other!
I know, that is why I stopped watching boxing. Too much dancing around. Ok, I am not a fighter but come on...u are paid to beat each other up...now do your fucking job! lol. If you are affraid to get hit dont step in the ring.
well sorta, I was never affraid of getting hit in the head. And its always annoying to see the guy hidding from the other guy. I think I will start a new fight show...Bitch slap mania...the best bitch slap wins lol
Honk, I am not supposed to be laughing - I AM IN PAIN HERE! and here I am laughing my stupid head off. I saw the ultimate bitch slap - I promise you, it cannot be beat. (a couple of posts ago I mentioned that my step dad was Bob Foster - He was the light heavy weight champion of the world) He was the only fighter to EVER cut ALI in a championship fight. Remember the song Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee? Get bitched slapped by ALI and you will understand that statement. LOL... In all my hatred for that man (Bob) I always laugh when I remember seeing ALI bitch slap his ass not once but 6 freaking times in one round!!!! I was only 4 at the time.
I like this post.
http://www.boxing-memorabilia.com/biofoster.htm
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Wow Bob Foster huh....sorry your memories of child hood were not pleasant. but I feel laughter can help heal the world. That is why I try to bring a smile to anyone that comes here. I try to put comedy in all that I do. If I can make someone smile for a few seconds I feel like I helped someone.
I love Ultimate Fighting. I probably couldn't outbox the character Danger in Million Dollar Baby though.
the first bitch slap picture is hysterical!
I used to watch GLOW wrestling back in the day...Glamorour Ladies of Wrestling. Now there you got to see some real bitch slaps and hair pulling lol.
Keep up the good work » »
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