Why do whoosies buy SUV's?

The misses and me went to the mall yesterday to get some summer cloths for our up coming vacation. Not sure if I mentioned this but I do like shopping and love the mall. We ended up buying the baby a cute little man suit and me a really nice suit that will be all tailored and ready for pick up on Friday. It is now the nicest suit I own, the second best one is kinda old and needs to be altered a bit. But this is nothing to really blog about, my rant today is going to focus on why ppl buy suv's and never even come close to using them for what they are for. The commercials show them out driving in places no human should ever go alone let alone driving their brand new suv there. But in the real world these pussy ass convoy driving retards freak out whenever they hit a pot hole or get their car muddy. Mind you I would not put those skinny ass rim on my bike let alone a 2 ton beast of the interstate.
On the way home we took a back road to get home faster and was confronted with a little problem. The under pass we used had been flooded out. It was not all that bad or all that deep but my low rider would have never made it. My wife was driving her mommy-modile( Chevy Caravan) nothing like a Jeep or a Suburban but she showed those big boys what having balls ment. She gunned it through the water and at one point almost got stuck but we made it out ok. Even after we made it out all these ghetto rats with their pimmped up Escilades , Cherokees and explorers turned around. Pussies! All those ppl that drive SUV's without one piece of character on them are pussies. If you want a fucking show car keep it in your garage and masturbate on it on the weekends but don't buy a car that can take on frozen tundra and treat it like a god damn fragile old woman. I don't baby my car in the least and it has enough character for me, even though I am planning on a new paint job soon( I like my car-1994 Dodge Interpid). Nothing fancy but it is fun to drive, and I am not afraid to park near the shopping carts at Target.
So this is to you the pansy in the urban monstrosity, take that bitch off road once in a while and put those engineers to the test and see if those commercials are true. Or you could just give the keys to the kids and see what they can come up with in this concert jungle..........