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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, December 30, 2005


Its friday and the day before one of the greatest designated drinking days. There are several on the calander: Fourth of July, Mardi Gras, Easter, Good Friday, Mothers & Fathers day, April Fools day, Groundhog day, St. Patricks day, Christipher Columbus day, Valentines day, and let us not forget Flag day. All the great holidays to get shit faced on, but then again all I need is a day that ends in Y and some good friends.(Johnny Walker and his friends Blackie and Red) VX could probably say the same, she is such a lush, got to love her! I am planning to be very drunk, why you ask? If you have to ask then you are not my friend and I wont share my booze with you soo go away. I have no plans this year but to stay home with the family and drink. I was thinking of going to some party somewhere but if I stay home I can save a shit load of money and keep all the liquor to myself lol.
Have a safe and happy new year and dont feel bad if you are not in the spirit. Another holiday where people exspect too much. Its just another day no more.

Now lets see if i can find some funnies for the last of the FF (friday funniess for 05) :

1) So close, sooo close.

2)Why does the truth hurt? Because anal sex from anyone, priest or not, hurts( until you get used to Father Mccpackin's loving touch)

3) Each time I see this I yell " DUCK" but each and everytime he hits it. What an idiot.

4) This may offend some ppl. And for those ppl, have only this to say: It was a fucking theory, get over yourself! And if you are unsure to what 'theory' means I will help those who have bible scene mouse pads and only understand point and click~~~>THEORY

5) I am not sure what it is or where it came form but I want one as a pet.

6) This applies to sooo many people!

7) I think I will print this out and hang it at douche bag central : The Gap

8) Yeah you know who you are, looking at beastiality porn when the wife is sleeping. You know god kills a kitten everytime you masterbate,right?

Happy New Years friends, this is my first year in blogger land and its been a Blast. Thank you , evey one of the ppl that have commented on my blog. I was going to name each one of you but its Friday and I have to get back to work sorry. But you all know who you are, And Thank you!

See yall next year!

The Rev will speak later.


Danielle said...

Happy New Year H!!!

honkeie2 said...

Thank u D, have a non-sober weekend. Go skating drunk, the ice isnt so hard then lol

Becky said...

Number 2, that pic is fucking hilarious! ROFLMAO, maybe I'm just a perv though! HAPPY NEW YEAR HONKEIE!

the_mrs said...

Heppy Nuw Yeer!

Becky said...

p.s. I got my Sirius radio all hooked up!

steph said...

Have fun on New Years Eve Honk! :)

honkeie2 said...

becky-you are, and never change lol. put on Howard 100 and get ready!
the_mrs- happy new year, no go out and get drunk and take pics!
steph- u too, have a good one

Lo Lo Lova said...

Talk to you next year! Hope your holiday is happy :)

Just Some Gal said...

See you next year Honk! Hopefully the Rev will practice the laying on of hands. Just make sure its a person that is "legal" as you grab her breasts...and dramatically declare "DEMONS BE GONE!!"


Take a picture though! Makes for great HNT fodder!

Have a very drunk but safe New Year Honkie!!

*chaste kiss on the cheek*

honkeie2 said...

LoLo- Have a good one and cum back next year!
blondie-*kiss on chiques* I will be safe and Rev only touchs legal bodies, but that can be a gray area-some countries a little more liberal than ours lol. Come back soon blondie, we are with you in spirit and body....feel the spirit feel u up!

awaterpixie said...

LMAO... I love it babes! I especially love the little dancing brown guy..

He reminds me of a er.... special brownie.... after having one too many er... special brownies


AM said...

lol great pic, i should have passed by this blog earlier, t'would have described me very well on new year's day when i had to get up for work grrrrrrrrrrr, damn boss!
happy new year anyway :D

honkeie2 said...

Thanks am_pm Happy new Years :-*

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