Its friday and the day before one of the greatest designated drinking days. There are several on the calander: Fourth of July, Mardi Gras, Easter, Good Friday, Mothers & Fathers day, April Fools day, Groundhog day, St. Patricks day, Christipher Columbus day, Valentines day, and let us not forget Flag day. All the great holidays to get shit faced on, but then again all I need is a day that ends in Y and some good friends.(Johnny Walker and his friends Blackie and Red) VX could probably say the same, she is such a lush, got to love her! I am planning to be very drunk, why you ask? If you have to ask then you are not my friend and I wont share my booze with you soo go away. I have no plans this year but to stay home with the family and drink. I was thinking of going to some party somewhere but if I stay home I can save a shit load of money and keep all the liquor to myself lol.
Have a safe and happy new year and dont feel bad if you are not in the spirit. Another holiday where people exspect too much. Its just another day no more.
Now lets see if i can find some funnies for the last of the FF (friday funniess for 05) :
1) So close, sooo close.
2)Why does the truth hurt? Because anal sex from anyone, priest or not, hurts( until you get used to Father Mccpackin's loving touch)
3) Each time I see this I yell " DUCK" but each and everytime he hits it. What an idiot.
4) This may offend some ppl. And for those ppl, have only this to say: It was a fucking theory, get over yourself! And if you are unsure to what 'theory' means I will help those who have bible scene mouse pads and only understand point and click~~~>THEORY
5) I am not sure what it is or where it came form but I want one as a pet.
6) This applies to sooo many people!
7) I think I will print this out and hang it at douche bag central : The Gap
8) Yeah you know who you are, looking at beastiality porn when the wife is sleeping. You know god kills a kitten everytime you masterbate,right?
Happy New Years friends, this is my first year in blogger land and its been a Blast. Thank you , evey one of the ppl that have commented on my blog. I was going to name each one of you but its Friday and I have to get back to work sorry. But you all know who you are, And Thank you!
See yall next year!
The Rev will speak later.