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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Middle finger Moday-big time.....

-I will do a little recap for Monday then I will go into why I was in the city(NYC) on Saturday morning.
I woke up late this mornig because I did not notice that the alarm clock setting was still on "weekends" and not "Monday-Friday". Strike one.
I had to take the red beast(my car) to Goodyear to have a tire repaired. The back tire has had a slow leak in it for about 2 weeks now and it was practily flat this morning. But it got me to work without blowing out on me, so a little silver lining to this adventure. Ball one.
I got a parking ticket on Saturday in NYC. I paid for the spot but I accidently put the ticket stub upside down on my dash, my bad. But the real fucker is this morning I noticed my stub says I paid for the ticket at 0922 am and the vulture(meter maid) put this violation on my car at 0923. Here is a big middle finger to the NYPD because that was a fucking lie, I was at my car for a good 10 minutes after I paid for the ticket getting our shit toghter. I know everyone should be given a chance in the owrk force but if you can not tell time why give them a job that requires it. Hell buy them all digital watchs because we all know the ones with the arms and numbers can be really cofusing. I am so contesting this fucker! Strike two and three all in one throw! FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FKUC FFFFFFF!( Yes that did piss me off a little but I am ok now.)
-Even with that bump in the road my weekend was not to bad even though I got a head cold on Friday and is still a little bit with me.

We drove into the city on Saturday morning which turned out to be a little adventure in its self. We got a little turned around in one of the worst areas of port Newark. We had to get gas and cash for the toll into the city. But I was not skeered, it was too early and to cold for the usualls to come out and mug us. We all know crime drops whenever it is freezing out, all that wet snow weighs down their saggy pants making it hard to walk , forget about running. Those Tims with out laces just come flyyin off in this kinda weather. And what ghetto banger wants to chance getting their shit dirty trying to rob someone dressed for the weather.

Holland Tunnel entrance---But it is called 'Tonnel" for the huliday.

Now the reason we were in the city is because of a gift certificate I gave the little woman LAST christmass. It was for a 1/2 day at a very ritzy day spa, Elizabeth Ardean-Red Door. I probably misspelled it but oh well! It was on the 8th floor of this building, lots of rich soccer moms out for a day of pampering. Gigg-iggidy!

While she was being pampered like a rich New York bioetch I walked around the city with camera in hand, I am such a tourist lol.

Awesome toy store!

Anyone need something to do New Years? Call TGIF and make it a party, as long as you got the funds that is. Fuck me running that is alot of money for one night of drinking and eating. It did not say but for that price it better have an open bar!
Beer: 20$
Food for 6: 35$
Being able to save a shit load of money, seeing all the festivities drunk and in my boxers, and being able to see the New Year come in at home with family priceless.
I did the New Years thing in NYC once and nearly froze my toes off. It is way over rated!

Rockerfeller center, cool pic huh? I was trying to get his balls in the picture but he seemed to be missing them.

Its the TREE! And guess where it cam from?-NJ whooohooo! I am corny right lol.

As I walked by I saw tons of people looking onto the ice rink and of course I had to fight my way to the front to see what was going on. And this is what I saw, people are so easily entertained. This one family sat there until this show was over as if it was Disney on fucking ice! I only hung around for about 10 seconds, I was off to better and most interesting things.

I saw this safe at some random bank. To bad there was not a robbery going on at this very momment. Might have been a little more interesting but me in the reflection should make up for it.

Time square, blah blah typical tourist picture. But see that car on the sidewalk there? It has government plates, I so wanted to pee in the air vents but there were to many people around. Probably some fuck nut diplomat anyway, what a waste of tax payers money.

GO NAVY!!!!!!!!!!! This one is for you Doug!

To end my travels I ended up in TGIF at the bar having a beer. Which by the way cost $7.50! I was tempted to go look for a liquor store but then I realized my feet refused to listen to drinking reason. I had enough walking and wanted nothing more than to sit and be merry. I had alot of fun doing much of nothing and want to go again soon. Maybe this time I wont be going solo.

Its half full.

-Sick with a head cold but thanks to all kinds of uppers I pulled through. Did the laundry and got some shoppin done. I shop like this: one for someone else two for me. I am such a shop-aholic lol.
Hope everyone had a good weekend ass well.


the_mrs said...

I am so friggin jealous---I desperately want to visit there. Someday....

And what the heck were you doing leaving a comment on my HNT with "beer goggles" on?! Did that make me look better or somethin'? LOL!!!!

honkeie2 said...

NOOOO lol, I was sufing while drinking and I came apon your pic again....oh wait that came out wrong...LOL...
Beer cannt improve apon that :-D

Becky said...

I hear you, something about Monday's for me lately I keep not even hearing the fucking alarm and waking up at ten late as a mo fo for work! Oh monday monday, can't trust that day!

Danielle said...

an ice skating rink!!! oh I cant wait to go!! i love ice skating!

Becky said...

I've never ice skated, this weekend was actually the first time I even saw a real ice skating rink....

awaterpixie said...

Sorry you're havin such a suck ass day babes... hang in there!


Ms Peculiar said...

Sounds like a monday to me.
I think that if you kept a "Jimmy Hat" on your Lil head.. you may keep it from getting cold... You did say you had a "head cold" right?
HAHA I thought the comment about the saggy pants and the Timbs was kind of funny. But you better keep those cute little white biscuits the hell outta Newark.
Hell, I WAS SCARED in Freakin NEWARK!!
(and my cute plump biscuits are GOLDEN BROWN!))

the_mrs said...

You shithead...."Beer cannot improve upon that"


Cherry said...

Wow, Honkeie, those are great pictures!! Loved the tree and the ice rink. I have never been to NY, but I would LOVE to go there someday!

Thanks for sharing.

Phillip said...

Hi there. Do you know of other sites like this one (outdoor ice skating) where I can meet other people interested in outdoor ice skating?
Many thanks