Happy HNT

-Well its Thursday again and I have another lame picture. I think I will try a little harder for next week to put something up with a little bit more pizzaz in it. I took this one last night after I droped 300$ for a fucking class in college. Thank god for credit cards, such evil neccesities of American life. These things have gotten me through college and helped me afford to go on much needed vacations through out the years. And with a little bit of help they will help us get a house some day. Credit sucks because you owe everyone money but try living in the great USA without it and you will think differently.
-Starting in January I will be taking a mass media course that I failed back in 1994. I need a humanities course anyway might as well retake a class I got an 'F' in and bring my GPA back up. I have one more 'F' that I have to fix but I am going to ask for 'Academic Forgiveness'. This is a program where if you fucked up you have the ability to whipe the slate clean but.......there are a few requirments first. One: You have to be absent for college for 2 or more years, I was out for almost 10, good there. Two: Student needs to have earned at least 12 credits and have a GPA of at least a 2.0, I have 13 credits and a GPA of 2.5-go me! Three: Student has to agree to chage their major, I was going for a liberal arts degree in communications but changed it to buisness. So now that I have meet all these I have to write a letter to the vice presedent of the school and ask(beg) him to give me this 'academic forgiveness'. This will not be a problem for me and once its done with my GPA will jump up dramticly. Due to the fact I have got several 'A's and several 'C's . Once those goddamn 'F's are gone I will have a grade point average I will be proud to put on the frig lol. Funny thing, all through grade school and high school I never got any 'A's but in college I am knocking them out left and right, WTF is up with that. Hell I got an 'A' in accounting and I dont remeber fuck all. Maybe because I gave them 300 smackers for the fucker they gave me an extra 20 just for showing up hehe.














Honkeie's Nasty Word of the Day:
SHELF:
This is what a woman has when her ass bubbles out and forms a almost perfect "shelf" on her lower back. This is more than a 'ba-dunk-a-dunk', and goes beyond 'junk-in-da-trunk'. I saw several at the gym yesterday. Tossed salad anyone, hold the dessing please ha ha.
" Man check out her shelf she got goin dar! I could hit that from behind and have a plae for ma foddie!"