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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Honkeie's Nasty word(s) of the Day - 1

This is the first installment of Honkeie's Nasty Words of the Day! It is as simple as it looks, I give a word and the definitions. If a visual aide can be found I will use it. But keep in mind these acts or things are going to be as nasty as anyone can guess. And also keep in mind some of these words are of my own making...use them with caution!

1) 'Walk in the Valley' : Simple and straight to the point- Titty sex! One of my favorites, but definitely a one way street in who is getting off here lol. Good tool to use if you are not a fan of ketchup on your french fries.

2) 'Up Periscope': This is what guys do when trying to hide a boner while walking. You have him in the up position hiding right behind the belt buckle. And if one doing this were to lift his shirt he could give any passer-by the Cyclops wink. I use this all the time when I am shopping at Target and any shopping mall/center.

3) 'Pearl Necklace' : This is usually followed after a 'walk in the valley' or a 'hummer'. This is where the dude shoots his hot steamy love lotion on your neck and chest.

That was my first installment of Honkeie's Nasty Words of the Day. Now go out and try to incorporate these words in your day to day speech!


Danielle said...

I wanna know where you learned all this!!! You nutcase! ha!!!!!!! I have learned so much today!!!

Video X said...

cant do #1 haha!

#2...haha! a few weeks ago i licked a strangers nipples (well hey he had no shirt on) and he was wearing a very thin material sarong...his thingy went HERE I AM! it was hilarious. that...actually its good if it gets on my face too.

When is the vocabulary test? End of the week?

Cherry said...

"Good tool to use if you are not a fan of ketchup on your french fries."

You crack me the hell up, Honkeie!!! :)

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