TGIF and FF..........and its freaking snowing in NJ!

-It is friday once again and its TGIF and the next instalment of Friday Funnies! For those of you who were asking about anniversary sex.....did not get any. It was my fault, I was feeling like crap. I even took a little nap but that seemed to have made it worse. It sucks because I was actually looking forward to it and she into it as well. I am such a woman lol!
-But oh well, I feel better now and lets hope for some bootie tonight. We are planning on going to the mall after work so I am excited. I am such a mall rat, and its the mall I have been going to since high school. I have not been there in a while since they built the ghetto mall by my house. The Ghetto mall has 3% sales tax and the other one has 6%....hmmmmm fight of the ghetto fab princesses and get better prices.....hell yeah. I got my mace, night stick and empty beer bottle with me. I am ready for anything da-hood can throw at me muahahahahah.
-But on with some funnies...............

1) Here is what happenes when common sense isnt so common.








2) When gay men get there hands on a web came and thier own asses.










3) Does anyone else see a problem here.......













4) This is too cool!

















5) Xmass funny.....ouch!



















6) I wonder if anyone has this problem?

















7) You might have to click on dick to make it bigger so you can read it :-D
























8) I love OJ, always be on the killers good side. You might be next!





















9) I wonder where the observation "dick" would be ?




















10) See I knew he was cool.....

















-Its almost freakin 0930 and its still and its still fucking snowing! I hope this keeps up and buries all of NJ! Snow makes people act like retards and drive like maniacs. I love watching people spin out in there SUV's. My boss said he saw some dude with Florida plates flying down the highway and ended up in the woods. I would have pulled over and pissed on his car and laughed at him. Asshole of the day!
-Be safe and dont be an asshole-