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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Its the eve of Christmas eve.....

Happy holidays and Merry Xmass people. I hope everyone is doing something fun for the holidays (that involves alcohol and nakedness). Work is dead today, I am the only one here so I have to entertain myself by myself ;-). It is shut down and only the lonley are left to guard the hen house lol.
So in the spirit of the up coming day of forced joy and holly jolly fucking cheer, I bring you funnies for the holiday:

1) I knew it, he is a hoe hoe hoe!

2) snow blower has a new meaning this year!

3) Hey, old ppl fuck too yah know.

4) Frosty gets fresh.

5) Lets not forget the morning after.....

5) And for those of you that have to work on the holiday........

Its friday enough said, I hope you get more than hot wings this weekend Doug and your packages are on there way. Show some support to my navy bro in law and go and say hi....he is over seas for the holiday and would love to hear from hot bitchs state side~~>NAVYMAN


Video X said...

elephant aholes can't be any fun to deal with.

merry xmas.

i'm at work too...not many people here. we shut down but not until xmas....we get the week after.

the lush is here today feeling like what might come out of that elephant ahole. i'm old. i feel old today anyway. and my eyes are all puffy. i need to go the church of honkeie today.

steph said...

Elephant a-holes. funny. and gross.

: )

Merry Xmas to you Honkeie!

Im at work also- get to leave in like 2 hours though..

Liked at the xmas funnies!

Lo Lo Lova said...

Merry Christmas!!

It's slowly dying here - people leaving early and such. This day cannot be over fast enough! Let the holiday commence, damnit!

Carie said...

lol to funny

the_mrs said...

I was here earlier, but forgot to comment What's wrong with me?

Hope you have a wonderful Christmas :)

honkeie2 said...

vx-come to the church, drinks will be served at noon and the party bowl will never be empty!

Steph- Yah being on the wrong end of an elephant is bad! I got another hour to go!

LoLo- they never come fast enuff and they go to quick, kinda like sex cum to think of it!

Carie-You had some funny ones as well, :-*

the_mrs-if you dont know what is wrong with you may be the Rev. can help.

Merry holidays and happy christmass to all :-D

Lo Lo Lova said...

"cum" to think of it?

You pig.

Good stuff :)

honkeie2 said...

'oink oink'
'squeeil squeeil'
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck it must be a piggie lol.

trish said...

LMAO! Tht last pic hit the spot! I live in a circus. Elephant poop is everywhere! & I will be working thru the holidays. But Merry Trishmas & Happy Holidays. hope youre having fun

honkeie2 said...

You live in the circus, like the real circus? Clowns and all? WOW, that has to be the most interesting "what I do to make money" job I have ever heard of lol. to cool. Happy Holidays trish

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