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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005


How do you take you coffe?

-Well all that snow they were predicting never came. All these ppl acting like the Earth was about to end, attacking the hardware store and the food stores. You would think they could not go a few days without food or something, hell half the ppl I saw there could live a few months on their blubber alone. But who am I to judge, I dont know them nor do I know how they got that BIG, but there sure are alot of them panicing over the up coming storm :-P
-It seems like everyone today is running late. D wont even be posting today because she was so late and I am getting my post out very late. My alarm clock did not wake me up and lucky for me the great snow didnt come. I was an half an hour late myself, but lucky for me I am a minor boss so I can skate around trouble and blame. I always feel like I am that guy from 'Liar Liar', I have a ton of white lies to tell the ppl that are under me. 'I ran out of gas, the cat crooked and I had to bury it(for the 3rd time), the baby knocked over the alarm clock, the wife ate my keys...' I could go on but I dont want to share them all, someone might steal a good white lie lol.
-I have to end this post for the momment, I have to play catch up and I hope to post something a bit more interesting later. Maybe I will share with you the best free lesbian video preview I have ever seen. It almsot knocked me out of my chair, high quality video and sound. So up close you could hear the wet smacking noise and see every little love droppings. It was sooo beautiful it brought a tear to my eye. Just thinking about it now might send me to the bathroom holding a folder in front of me while I walk.
Who needs coffe when you got porn lol!


Danielle said...

Damn you were late too? Man I woke up at 7 am, and I am supposed to be at work at 7am lol. Slept straight thru the alarm.

It's 9:53 am and your talking about Lesian action already? Honkie, calm it down!!! lmao!

Danielle said...

What the hell did you put in that coffee H.?????

Know I would NEVER let you prepare my coffee!!


the_mrs said...

Shoot, my husband eats my keys all the time. :P

I realize that this is an awesome post, the best I've ever read in all mylife, but you didn't have to go and post it twice...;)

And why oh why do people freak about snow? I live in Ohio, where it snows all the time, and people still drive 10 mph when there's flurries.

normiekins said...

attacked the hardware and food stores.....LMAO.......over a little snow?.........LOL

steph said...

I was late for work yesterday. Too damn cold to get out of bed lately!

Honkeie-- People here in Iowa FRRRRReak out over snow. We always have snow. DUH! Everytime it snows-- the grocery stores are packed with people stockpiling for the 2 inches we're expected to get.

All this talk of inches lately (with all the snow we've been getting) keeps making me giggle.

"hehe. might get a good 6 inches tonight!"


awaterpixie said...

LMAO.. I love being in the south when they are predicting snow...

The meteorologist will come on and say that they can expect ALMOST an INCH and the entire town goes into a panic... looting at the local grocery stores for bottled water and canned goods... it's friggin hilarious..

Here in the North ... and inch of snow??? We just play golf with the colored balls instead... no sweat!


Becky said...

I was late too, didn't get to work till 10:40! It snowed here yesterday, and I hate the snow, well I hate it when it melts and makes everyone drive like they're handicapped or over the age of 70!

honkeie2 said...

LOL- you have to love all the ppl when they panic over weather lol. I pray for snow just to watch ppl freak out its too funny lol.'
And I have no idea why this thing posted twice.

Becky said...

WORK SUCKS!!! I am so mother fucking bored today! And the other bitch's in the office are whispering, Just shut the fuck up, or say it loud enough for my paranoid ass to hear damnit all to hell!

honkeie2 said...

what do you do Becky?

Becky said...

I do administration work for a mortgage company.... And business is really slow this season, never the less, I'm on salary though. In other words I have to deal with so many stupid people every day, and fix things they fuck up, it's get annoying. I keep saying we should make any one wanting to become one of our Loan officers, take an I.Q. Test. There stupidy amazes me! I have to deal with over 1300 branch offices and 1700 loan officers, and make sure each one wanting to gets set up and can submit loans to our lenders, of which we have about 500, too much tedious detail to explain, just typing that made me nauseous!

Mando Mama said...

Tis snowing now. In Ohio, it will snow until May. This past April the kids had a SNOW DAY on APRIL 23. What the hell?

Becky, people like you pulled me through my first mortgage this summer. Thank you, woman.

honkeie2 said...

hey Becky can you help me find money for a home lol...tired of living with the inlaws :-(
Mando- snow in April WTF!