Happy HNT

Its that time again and a few ppl (Jennay and Blondie) have asked to see some back. I will gladly give it up! Now you may ask what I would like in return, and if you dont know what guy wants to see please punch yourself in the face for being stoopid. Come on now, men want to see it all.....a woman naked ironing his cloths, cooking his food and cleaning his house! :-D
God, I soo want to be able to see the face of a fema-nazi when she reads that muahahahhaahahah. Hell, I very rarely need anything ironed, I can cook my own food and I am more of a clean freak than most women. Even though I have been lazy about cleaning lately, and there is nothing sexier than a women cooking dinner in nothing but an apron.(got to protect the good from hot plashing grease). Men are visual creatures, end of story. We like to see it, how do you think go-go bars stay open with thier strick "NO HANDS" policy. But there are some sleazy places that let you touch, not that I have any idea where these places might be(hott22 on route22 in union nj).
Any whooooo on with HNT.....

Its kinda light now but if you look closely on the left shoulder you can see two things:

1) A scare I got when I was in Uruaguay, beer bottle. -----&

2) A branding of my ex wives name. 'AMY' it was done with a lighter and a paper clip. And yes she did it, it hurt like hell and yes the current wife wants it gone. I was planning on getting the new wives name on me but it seems like bad luck to do this. The only names that should be put on you are your childrens and your own. I do not have any plans to leave my wife or ever getting married again if she leaves me, but look what happened to the AMY I had. But I might change my mind, I am still thinking of getting the "Phil&Lil" tat on me, you know : The Rugrats. We are Phil&Lil.