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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Happy HNT

Its that time again and a few ppl (Jennay and Blondie) have asked to see some back. I will gladly give it up! Now you may ask what I would like in return, and if you dont know what guy wants to see please punch yourself in the face for being stoopid. Come on now, men want to see it all.....a woman naked ironing his cloths, cooking his food and cleaning his house! :-D
God, I soo want to be able to see the face of a fema-nazi when she reads that muahahahhaahahah. Hell, I very rarely need anything ironed, I can cook my own food and I am more of a clean freak than most women. Even though I have been lazy about cleaning lately, and there is nothing sexier than a women cooking dinner in nothing but an apron.(got to protect the good from hot plashing grease). Men are visual creatures, end of story. We like to see it, how do you think go-go bars stay open with thier strick "NO HANDS" policy. But there are some sleazy places that let you touch, not that I have any idea where these places might be(hott22 on route22 in union nj).
Any whooooo on with HNT.....



Its kinda light now but if you look closely on the left shoulder you can see two things:

1) A scare I got when I was in Uruaguay, beer bottle. -----&

2) A branding of my ex wives name. 'AMY' it was done with a lighter and a paper clip. And yes she did it, it hurt like hell and yes the current wife wants it gone. I was planning on getting the new wives name on me but it seems like bad luck to do this. The only names that should be put on you are your childrens and your own. I do not have any plans to leave my wife or ever getting married again if she leaves me, but look what happened to the AMY I had. But I might change my mind, I am still thinking of getting the "Phil&Lil" tat on me, you know : The Rugrats. We are Phil&Lil.

18 comments:

normiekins said...

where's the rest?

honkeie2 said...

below the belt normie. we can play doctor, you show me yours.......

Danielle said...

YUM
YUM
and........
Y U M.
I could just lick that back.

OMG LOL!
Ha!

steph said...

yeah thats a damn nice back... : )

Rev Honk said...

Come one H stand up and show us them boxers with the button missing in the front lol.

Lo Lo Lova said...

What exactly are you doing in this picture?

honkeie2 said...

I was doing sit ups on my big blow up ball. And yes I had boxers on lol

the_mrs said...

Thank you---you made my day :)

That is a very nice man back there. Some of us girls are visual, too :D

honkeie2 said...

yes some are, and some even like sex more than men....but only a few of those out there lol.

the_mrs said...

I'm also working on my HNT post--but it will be my last, so I expect you to comment lavishly. LOL--not really...I'm a bit delireious from my head cold.

honkeie2 said...

noooooo But Jenn-nay I love u, dont leave us, HnT needs youuuuuuuu!
I be checking for this last post.....I better be good lol...just kidding anything is good

Becky said...

Your Back! You are one terrible tease! Hope all is well in the land of Honkeie!

honkeie2 said...

I love to tease and to be teased, just call me a masacist(sp) lol. All is well in my little world hope is just as well in yours!

Lee Ann said...

Looks really good from the back! Happy HNT and a very Happy New Year!

honkeie2 said...

Thanks lee ann you always look good from front or back lol. Have a good one ass well :*

Just Some Gal said...

*SIGH*

Honkie...

Good thing you're taken or I'd take my soccer mom ass up to Jersey and ...uh, pat you on the back!

A very happy HNT To you!!!

honkeie2 said...

Blondie you are too much, thanks :D
Have a happy new year and happy HNT

Anonymous said...

Best regards from NY!
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