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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, December 26, 2005


The mad rush is over and all is normal. We stayed up till almost 3 in the freaking morning rapping presents, next year I am going to wrap them as I buy them. I have yet to make this bottomless promise to myself so lets see how things pan out next year lol. I drank and ate too much and now I feel permanately bloated. Here is a picture of why I think I am bloated....

Just add beer!

The kids made out like bandits with the freakin gifts! Thank god for santa clause huh, if it were not for him we would be broke. And the funny thing we did not even leave out cookies for him this year, but that hooker that was staying out our house wassssss passed out on the couch by the fire place. We belong to this program that helps out-of-work strippers and street walkers for the holidays. She did party kinda hard xmass eve so santa must have used her as only the fat man could see fit. I guess he just figured we druged her for him, he did leave me some great presents though. She was complaining of a sore butt when she left in the morning, but hey we all have to pay the price for a good xmass right?
I got a great blender form my mom(which I totaly needed), a bunch of movies from the little woman(now all I need is some time to watch them all) and a camera from the mother in law. The best present was the one I gave to my wife. I made a scrap book with all kinds of pictures and keep sakes that we have collected since we meet almsot 7 years ago. I worked on this thing for almost a month, it was a totaly labor of love for my woman. It isnt complete and with a little bit of luck it wont be for years to come.
So here is to next year*raises beer in air and downs it all in one shot*
Now go out and buy those gift for next xmass, there are some awesome sales at Target!

Momment of reflection:

They abuse it!


Katie said...

thank god had all my rapping done a while ago. i did not have very many.

I need thay mug...wear can i fine one?lol

morbid misanthrope said...

Thankfully, I don't have to wrap any gifts. I just leave the severed animal heads in the beds of the "gift" recipients.

That beer mug is almost as cool as the old coffee can I drink beer out of (it was a gift from my parents last Christmas).

My brother liked the porn sticker, although he'd like me to mention that "men abuse themselves to porn." I don't know what that means, really, but my brother assures me it's hilarious.

the_mrs said...

What an amazingly sweet thing you did for your wife!!! That was awesome---you deserve "Hubby of the Year" for that one! :)

honkeie2 said...

katie: I got that mug in the bahamas :-D
morbid: I abuse myself to porn and to victoria secrets lol. an old beer can hmmmmmm lol.
the_mrs: Whooohoo i won sumthing!

steph said...

nice gift you gave to your woman! : )