Happy MFM(middle finger monday)
Its Monday and I have got to have some of the worst hat hair I have ever seen. It is only bested but bed head and hangover-hair-do. But it cold as a witchs vagina here in NJ and I dont give a fuck how I look, I am warm. Those days of wanting to look cool even if it ment risking frost bite are long over. If I am cold I dress for the occasion. Today I have on my new long-johns, a skully, black gloves, trench coat, boots but I forgot my scaff. Even with out it I am still warm , but my nose needs some help lol. Anyone care to sit on it to keep it warm LMAO!
The weekend was not to bad except for the BoBbit snow , 2-3 inches on the ground, we got on Sunday. I have seen 3 accidents so far, and just to help out those who think their SUV can travel at a high rate of speed on ice and not crash into a pole, you are mistaken. I was a BMW fucked up on a medium on the highway and an SUV the slide on some ice and plowed into a pole. No one was hurt so it now becomes funny as hell lol!
Has anyone ever seen this sign before:
It is not easy to understand until you see some asshole in his giant 4x4 all terain vehicle approach a bridge at neck breaking speeds on icy roads and see him spin out of control and hit a telephone pole. Hmm, bridge may ice....before roadway.....Oh I get it now.....The run off from the bridge may collect at the bottom and freeze causing a server case of black ice! Thank Mr. I am the king of the road because I am in my pimped out SUV. I am sure those skinny ass spinning rims sure helped you move that much faster into that pole dar!
Happy Monday people hope to see more stories about how not to drive in this weather. I got my eyes peeled and tissuses ready for a good laugh :-D!