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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Monday ...again and its MFM and bad hair Monday.

(hank the drunk angry midget-go google him lol)


Happy MFM(middle finger monday)

Its Monday and I have got to have some of the worst hat hair I have ever seen. It is only bested but bed head and hangover-hair-do. But it cold as a witchs vagina here in NJ and I dont give a fuck how I look, I am warm. Those days of wanting to look cool even if it ment risking frost bite are long over. If I am cold I dress for the occasion. Today I have on my new long-johns, a skully, black gloves, trench coat, boots but I forgot my scaff. Even with out it I am still warm , but my nose needs some help lol. Anyone care to sit on it to keep it warm LMAO!

The weekend was not to bad except for the BoBbit snow , 2-3 inches on the ground, we got on Sunday. I have seen 3 accidents so far, and just to help out those who think their SUV can travel at a high rate of speed on ice and not crash into a pole, you are mistaken. I was a BMW fucked up on a medium on the highway and an SUV the slide on some ice and plowed into a pole. No one was hurt so it now becomes funny as hell lol!

Has anyone ever seen this sign before:

It is not easy to understand until you see some asshole in his giant 4x4 all terain vehicle approach a bridge at neck breaking speeds on icy roads and see him spin out of control and hit a telephone pole. Hmm, bridge may ice....before roadway.....Oh I get it now.....The run off from the bridge may collect at the bottom and freeze causing a server case of black ice! Thank Mr. I am the king of the road because I am in my pimped out SUV. I am sure those skinny ass spinning rims sure helped you move that much faster into that pole dar!

Happy Monday people hope to see more stories about how not to drive in this weather. I got my eyes peeled and tissuses ready for a good laugh :-D!

19 comments:

Danielle said...

Happy Monday H.!!!
It is cold as hell here too!!
We got like an inche of snow not even and that was that.

Have a good day.

Danielle said...

Hank is an angry and skurry lil thing.

LMAO!

honkeie2 said...

Midgets can be cutie and evil....he looks like one of the evil one lol.

Becky said...

I'll have to adjust the amount of lead in my foot seeing as how it's gonna snow today!

normiekins said...

10 degrees here in chi-town.....lots of freezing parts....!

Just Some Gal said...

Man that midget is a bit scary... It's like Hank William Jr's evil clone!! haha

God, black ice and road hogs. ugh I hate the attitude people get in heir SUV's when its bad weather out. They can't drive in Houston's rain so I pray that it doesn't freeze or snow again this year!!

Ms Peculiar said...

I wreaked my Datsun station wagon into a jeep's rear end one time on a slope of a road... it was covered with black ice. The thing is that I was at a dead stop...Took my foot off of the break and the car rolled into the jeep... They were fine. My radiation was TORE _UP! No one got hurt until we all got out of the cars to check the damage. And then I fell on my ass, hit my head on the curb and couldn't get back up. I can laugh now. But DAYUM that was embarrassing.

honkeie2 said...

I am tempted to by these old ppl shoe spikes this winter. But they will keep my ass off the ice lol

steph said...

we got 3 inches of snow on saturday-- and its about 9 degrees for the high here today..

friggin freezing mr bigglesworth.

Danielle said...

*insert me chasing honkie with a printer cord cable*

Danielle said...

My grandmom has those!! The ice spikes! She ties them around her shoes...oh I am going to have to take a picture of it.

honkeie2 said...

Go grand ma lol...see wisdom does come with age lol....and since when do ppl use pc cords as sex toys...sounds like an IT thang to me lmao!

Danielle said...

Ha!!! You know you'd like the printer and network cables...

being tied up.....
in the stairwell......

I mean...................

honkeie2 said...

ankle to the ear lobs????? I wonder if you could tie her legs back in that positon?

the_mrs said...

Yes, 4x4 can only take you so far....;)

awaterpixie said...

LMDAO... I love some of the road signs they have. There's one up north on the way to our cabin. It says:

DO NOT PASS WHEN ON COMING TRAFFIC IS PRESENT

...uh... duh.... YA THINK

::smooches::
Mara

Video X said...

i love bedhed hair...love hangover hair...i have it all the time. it rocks dude.

i totally texted 7 people the other night to tell them i was a lush. actually...what i said was i was a "freacking lush" [yes...it took me about 33 tries typing that into my phone mispelled.] and i told them i loved them all.

i was drunk last night...cant believe i didnt come comment here. damn me.

honkeie2 said...

the_mrs: 4x4 almost always equals asshole in a truck who thinks ice isnt slippery.
Mara: Wow if you have to be told that you need to hand back your liscense lol.
VX: I love ppl that post and drink, you lush....I need to get you drunk lol.

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