The church and the gym

-Some ppl go to church on a regular basis and feel guilty whenever they miss a day, I am the same way with the gym. I used to be alot better with keeping the faith, and after looking at the scale and the amount of junk food around I am going to become a regular again. I have been somewhat repentant in the past few weeks but I am not up to Rev. Honk's standers. I must rebuild the temple that is my body, if god mad us out of his own image then we are all minor gods by proxy. And if our bodies are our temples it is up to us to keep it clean and in working order. One can bring down their home of whorship by to much glutiny and excess. I am all for having a good time but I am also about looking like a chizzeled greek statue. I have yet to achieve this but I plan on working on that from here o out. I have promised myself this in the past and I am tired of lieing to myself.
-Just to clear things up a little, I am only joking about thinking I am anything close to a god, I am god, just kidding, nope, yeah its all in fun, no really I am, haha got you!
-We all should take our health seriously not just for vanity reasons, like me. Some say: Be healthy and die anyway. Yes that is true but when your fat ass has to be CUT out of your house and it makes the local news I am sure your family would have wished they set your ass on fire instead. Like in that movie, Gilbert Grape I think. But the problem their is that grease fires are so hard to put out and you fat filled rump alone could set the western hemisphere on fire for a week.
-So do everything in moderation and workout some. A little can go a lone way and allot can go all the way.
-Join me in monday-friday services at your local gym, you have to be the one to rebuild the temple. Jump on that stair-master, pick up that weigth, and take a cardio class. You cannt beat death but you can sure make getting older a whole lot better.