10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong:
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
I saw this on Sher's blog and had to share it. I am all for the pursuit of life and liberty, but so many bible thumpers feel it is there job to protect us from the evils of gay people, booze, Howard Stern and anything "they" deem to be evil. Now, by the way gays have never started over a war of who is gay or not, booze has been around since man(jesus was drunk on that faithfull night) and Howard has never done anything but told fart joke.
And if this offened someone .......fuck you and die of cancer of the sexual organ!
10 comments:
FIRST!!
Wow, luckily I stuck around to read the actual content, cuz for a minute I got really pissed.
Great post!!
"Love makes a marriage." Truer words were never spoken!
Love this post Honk!
Amen Rev. Honkeie!
I would marry my dog. She's the perfect companion! She's always loyal, she always listens (well almost always) and she never talks back. It's a match/marriage made in heaven!
:o) great post
oh boy!
Morning H!
LoLo- Hehe being first is always the best who wants sloppy seconds haha.
Blondie-tanks
Steph- Rev has spoken*finger in the air*
Diamon- I should have married my left hand, but then the right might have gotten jealous.
Carie- thank u
King- I have no idea what the fuck yo are talking about but,,,ok I will.
Moring D!
I like this list, I'm going to copy it and send it to that woman who kept sending me emails telling me how to vote when proposition 2 came.
The Rev. has spoken lol. Thanks Ivy, people love giving others advice are usually the ones who never listen to others who have some as well.
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