Happy HNT

Not much happened yesterday, thank goodness. It was a nice quiet night with only a few misshaps here and there.
I went to the gym after work and saw something funny. There is this woman who is 20 from the neck down but from the neck up is very 50ish. Now dont get me wrong she tone and in shape but her face looks very weathered and beaten by time and definatley the sun(not that she isnt doable, just that one would have to hit that from behind) Now she wears things that just scream LOOK AT THIS PART OF MY BODY, like spandex shorts that are so tight that it is IN her butt. There is no was she is wearing any underwear, when she bends over she doesnt bend at the knee and one can see all her womanly glory, if one were to look. And yes i looked! Hell if you are going to put on a show I will watch damn it. I do try not to look at the cutie ones that seem very self contous about themselves, even though they are better looking than most attention whores lol. But you come to the guy in black tights that are in a permanate wegie, a tiny black top that shows off a set of abs Brad Pitt would be jealous of and make up that would make Tammy Fay blush-for real- and I will be looking. And dont give me that" What are looking at" attitude, you came to the gym for attention that only whores get...you got it. I love attention whores haha.




















Now on to my HNT, it was inspired from the newspaper. I took one picture but thought the second was better and more fitting. So I will post both and you let me know if maybe i should have taken another one..............

Picture one:
















Picture two:
















I was thinking of taking another and putting "My Lizard" under the title but I do not think pulling out the center of mens joy at work was a good idea. And besides I am still a little shy about that....but i have been thinking about a good HumpBack pic.

















Maybe something along this line but we shall see. Anyone got any butter?
(by the way that isnt me lol)