Weekend Warrior

I went over to an old co-works house(apartment lol) for drinks and fun times. The wife came along as well because she knowns I drink like a gold fish.-I dont stop till its allll gone or I cannt stand up, whichever one comes first-
I started the night off with 3 beer and moved on to vodka shots. I now know the best way to do them, do shot followed with a pickle chaser. It totaly works on killing the nasty nasty after taste of that vile movtov cocktail. Not a totaly good thing for me for I see myself buy a bottle of both soon lol.
They were pretty toasted when we got there so I needed to do a little catching up so ..open up the funnel going to the tunnel because here comes the boozey choochoo train lol.
As we were drinking I rumaged around his room in Phil fashion and found some strange things. Now mind you I know no one know what "phil fashion" is until you get me at your house. When I get a bit tipsy I start going in clostes, medicine cabints, refrigerators and any other place that might have a door on it. And of course my wife was there to smack me in the head to make me stop. But she did not stop me in time, I found this were penis plush toy that vibrated when you pulled his string. The owner of this said he got it from some girl he knew over seas, got love the long distance relationships.

The wife usually does not get her panties all in a twist when we go out but......Every sooo often I go a little to far gone for her likings and she puts on the "You are going to get it when we leave" face. Soooo when I saw that face I so did not want to leave. But she was cool about and did not beat me too bad lol. She is the reason I am as ground as I am, the balance that keeps me from the edge. Where would I be without a good woman like that behind me....to hold me steady as I climb down the stairs into the street.:-D Honestly I would not like to think about where I might be and just be happy I found and no one else can have her, mine all mine I no share I no share!