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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Dare not to care...

We in the world of cubicals and post-it's know all to well these posters I have grown to hate. Those posters that are supposted it encourage people and to impower them to do better. To be a better person and become a "Do-er" instead of a "Do-ee". But what about people like me who just dont give a flyin fuck about other people's feelings around the office and feel nothing when faced with pictures of eagles and mountains. They make me want to jump out the window, go camping, wild endanger game hunting and cut the paracute cords of every corpurt jack ass that wants to jump out of a plane as a character building stunt. Here are a few posters I hope to hang in my office as soon as I take over....Stewy Griffin style...hmmmmm yesssss....

































































And to the man who invented cubicals, I hope you have an evil wife that stares over your shoulder all day long saying this, "What are you doing? That sure does not look like work to me, stop screw off before I give something real to do! And stop emailing your co-workers every damn funny you see on the net. Now get back to work or I wont let you have your balls for the weekend!" Well something like that, that sounds about right on my end :-D

12 comments:

Becky said...

lol, I have a passionate hate for those type of posters as well!!

Lo Lo Lova said...

Those freaking posters are everywhere. Who buys into this crap? It's like a cult or something. MAN!

casperelli said...

We have them every where.. The one that stares at me says "Never Never Quit" I would hope that some of the people here do quit... they drive me nuts!

Hernesto G said...

so i have a pretty big walk in shower and i usually sit down naked and let the water hit me. i know it def has enough room for 2 people. so im sitting down taking a shower and this big ma fucker almost goes on my thigh. im sorry but my dick is exposed and i do not want any spider on it, or biting it or whatever. god that was sooo nasty.

Hernesto G said...

yo, i put a curtain on my cubicle and just masturbate inside all day! lol

honkeie2 said...

Hey muffin ass..hehehehe i just love saying that sorry ..and yes its a cult remeber the Moonies?
And yes Nacy it have that same feeling on this one poster we have, it has a huge mountain and I always envision pushing some ppl off it lol.
Masterbates at work....I am taller than most cubicals and I dont want to see that lol!

Hernesto G said...

shit i better put a roof on my cube to keep out the tall mofos

Danielle said...

YYESS!!!!!! I SO WANT TO ARROGENCE ONE!!! LOL I HATE DAMN CUBICLES I AM IN ONE NOW THAS WHAT WE HAVE AT WORK I FEEL LIKE I AM IN A DEATH ROW CELL WTF!?!?!!?

honkeie2 said...

I have left to cubical life and now have an office, its not much but it has a door lol.

Lo Lo Lova said...

Hey Honkeie!

Love, Muffin Ass

Lady Sappho said...

OMG, I want those postures. Especially, the Adversity one. - LOL

Although, since I work from home it wouldn't do much good.

Ah, the joys of office politics. Believe it or not, I miss that shit!

honkeie2 said...

I do love the building gossip. I keeps my in giggles with all their problems lol. But how I love to mess with the office help, interns are sooo gullible lol.

And HI LOLOLOVA lol :-D