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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Urinal Ments

I would like to take this momment to complain about the person who invented the design for the urinal ment, not the actual ment itself but the holding unit. By itself it is a wonderful thing. It keeps the public bathrooms of the world smelling like fresh mountain air with a hint of musk. Its an odor we men can all relate to and drums up all kinds of memories, nights at the bar holding onto the clip-on ment while we vomit, the funky truck stops we have used as we drive down the coast, and those of you who go there loving for love...... Geroge Michael! Why, why, oh why did you have to go there? I might have wanted your sex once apon a time but now you are just tainted meat :-D.
Back to the evil ment: The problem I have with Mr. Toliet ment is that men, being the creatures that we are, like to aim at things. Paper targets with bad guys on them, small wood-land creatures, and the belly button. You put something in our bowl and we will try to hit it. A toilet ment, an old smoke butt, chewing gum or even to occasional floater. They are not usualy a problem but when faced with the ment in the urinal the target here has the last laugh. It does not always happen but when it does we are usually wearing our good kaki's (sp) and there is no hiding what the ment just did to us. It even looks like a fucking target, come on, who wouldnt try to hit that!
The problem, if you have not guessed, is splash back. It is made worse when 12 beers now have to evacuate and the stream looks like something the Ghostbusters might have blasted out of thier packs. When a man power washes the urinal cake in a drunkin stooper splash back is a given. They need to invite one that will allow Niagra falls kinda power to pass by it and not have the problem that was mentioned. But I think that will never happen, I feel it is the women who clean the bathroom that put this things there on purpose, they know what will happen. It is revenge for making such a mess and leaving short and curlys all over the place. And how do some men leave so many pubes on the rim and still have some left over? The world may never know.
Now, for those of you who have no idea what I am talking about here is a picture of the firing range I go to every day.

(click here to see the pic Blog Gold is angry again!)

14 comments:

honkeie2 said...

Do you have any I idea how many times I had to re-do this post to get it right...thanks Blog Gods for making mad...oh soo angry!

casperelli said...

THank god I don't have that to aim for!

Danielle said...

omg!!!! wow thats all i can say!!!

honkeie2 said...

I love to aim high :-D

Becky said...

That's what you get for thinking you don't have to lift the seat at home, and you sprinkle just a little on the seat, b/c you were trying to aim! Also for pissing all over the rim even after you put the lid up! Nothing nastier than cleaning the rim of the toilet in your bathroom, if you share it with a man!

honkeie2 said...

In my defense I sit when I pee at home, but look out when I go publix lol. I hate the smell of pee in my house, we have alot of ppl in my house so the potty is really over used and always stinks. Not by my doing though!

Storm said...

LOL! For some reason I feel like I've learned a lot from reading this post. Thank you!

Katie said...

I with storm on this one!!!! LMAO

honkeie2 said...

I am here for all to enjoy. I inform and I entertain, I am like a freak clown doing the news naked from the waist down. I bet Peter Genings did the news in only his boxers!

Lo Lo Lova said...

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
Wipe the seat

I'm dreading potty training my son because then I'll have 2 boys at home who can aim but miss...

The Foxybrown Show said...

LOL LOL Damn Shame
Don't hurt nobody!!!

The Humanity Critic said...

great post..lol

honkeie2 said...

Couple of firefighters in training huh lol
thaks one and all :-D

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