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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

I am having a problem with phantom wood today, everytime I get up and start walking around old faith pops up. I have counted 8 times since 8 this morning, that doesnt count morning wood though. That is a given and as Rodney Carrington shows it isnt just me. I have no idea who he is but I found this pic when I typed in "morning wood" to yahoo and looked in the images.

1) All natural woodies:


2) When wood goes all wrong:


3) When morning wood goes camping.


But on a side note, I just got it again walking over to do something. I was interupted to go do some work and on the way , here comes the giggle stick. I think it senses something and tries to go after it. Yet each times I am no where near anyone so it must be like a radar lol.
If this keeps up I am going to have to pull into one of those self service places and get the full release. AKA the nice bathroom stale lol.

12 comments:

Buck Rogers said...

at least people cna see your wood. people are like do you have a marble in your pocket buck
its that small

honkeie2 said...

If I am wearing boxers I have to put him in the "looking Up" position just so I dont look like peewee herman at kids r us.

Becky said...

I like the new blog!
Rodney Carrington is a fucking trip... "helicopter, helicopter, helicopter!"

Cherry said...

OMG you are too funny!!! So it just pops up? Are you thinking of anything/anyone when it does? Dude, you need to take care of that thing!!!

honkeie2 said...

Becky- who is he and what does he do? sing, comedy, stand up?


Cherry- Yes it just pops up and usually I am thinking of something other than sex. Which makes it kinda funny. The last time it happened I was walking toward my office thinking about urinal mints and why they are shaped the way they are and BANG....a visit from the boner fairy!

Katie said...

Rodney Carrington does comedy. He is funny as hell I think anyways.

O and you need to take care of the little wood problem you have! LOL

Justin said...

LMAO at that poor football player! :( / :O

Danielle said...

HAAAAAAAAA OH MY FUCKEN GOD YOUR HYSTERICAL

Lo Lo Lova said...

Thank you for this picture that I cannot get out of my head.

Becky said...

He does comedy, you're from the south I figured you'd have known him. He's a trip, you should buy one of his c.d.'s or if you have rhapsody download some of his skits. He does some songs but they're like Adam Sandler songs... He's always making jokes about his marriage, I think he's damn funny.

steph said...

Ahh too funny.
Ever seen the movie "Indian Summer" ?--
This dude at camp--when he was a teenager kept getting wood everytime he'd run into this girl he liked.
One day he DUCT taped it down. Yes. Ouch. The scene shows him walking towards her and the sound of Rrrrriiiipppp. Tooo funny.

honkeie2 said...

I will have to check him out, thanks becky...
And steph never in my right mind would I ever put duct tape on my unit, I for saw that one lol!