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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Town fair

The day after my liver attack me and the misses had to get up early to work at a local town fair. Her job had a booth and they were short on volunteers so I said I would help. I was probably still leagally drunk while we were doing this but I felt fine. The wife on the other hand was not doing so well. She cannt hang with the real night ghetto owls anymore lol.

This little stand you see here was right in front of us and it was making me a little uneasy. Just the thought of eating fried oreos and twinkies was enuff to make me hurrl sober let alone a little buzzed. Who had this bright idea?

During the day I got to watch all the people doing community service clean up after us. Here in NJ they wear these bright orange vest with the letters S.L.A.P.S. on it. I am sure it stands for something but I have yet to meet anyone who had to do any community service as of yet. Hell, I am all for chain gangs doing all the dirty work of the world, make them earn thier keep lol.

And here we have the POOPOO keepin the peace in this town. Its a big difference here than in the other parts of the state we visit. But I did get to see some chick barfing on the side walk. No clue to why maybe she was still drunk too and she actually ate a fried oreo, morning sickness, bad meth, or the odor of bengay and Aquaspray over came her. There were alot of old people lol.

This little peice of art work was down some back alley. Now in this town going down the back alley is still safe. Most of the places we visit are not places you go exsploring the alley ways even in the day time.

But it is still nice to see signs of civil disobedience in this white wonder bread world.

And what picture perfect honkeie town would not be complete with out one of these clubs? All we are missing is the WASP private club with no windows and only one door in the back. I thought it was called Ping-Pong, who knew?


The Foxybrown Show said...

Hey Honkie!

Red and I went to a street fair on Sunday in Hoboken and I wanted some damn Fried Oreos so bad but didn't get them....However tune into the show today to find out what I did get!!!

Becky said...

Ewww... Fried Oreos, makes me gag and I haven't drank any alcohol.

melly21775 said...

How about a fried snikers? or bananna? cheese? Oreos does not sound good at all.

Danielle said...

omg i didnt kknow you lifved ine NEW JERSEY!!!! damn your close!

love the new look!!

honkeie2 said...

I heard that england is where all this werid fring thing came from. Elvis used to eat deep fried peanut butter and bananna sandwich's.

honkeie2 said...

Close enuff to steal dem panties lol.

Katie said...

Who in the world came up with "fried oreos". That just makes me sick. I just got some oreos at the store and I was about to eat then but now I'm not so shure..


Lo Lo Lova said...

Okay, I can SORT OF see the fried banana sandwich thing - at least there is bread involved. But OREOS? They're sacred, man. That's just Nas-TAY!

Anonymous said...

S.L.A.P. stands for Sherrif's Labor Assistance Program. It gives nonviolent offenders an alternative to jail by putting them to work in communities. It's a pretty neat program that saves tax dollars, and a lot of Union County municipalities use the program to pick up trash, landscape, etc.

(Faking snooty upper-crust accent)
And fried Oreos in Westfield? The horror! How working-class!

honkeie2 said...

woohoo I got my first anonymous comment! And thanks anon, yeah how low can they get* looking up with nose in the air* Mind you half the ppl I saw there were sooooo blue collar, good ppl lol! All they were missing was the beer wagon hehehehe.