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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Monday and its all normal, i Guess...












It is a middle finger Monday due to all the freakin snow we got over the weekend. It was not all that bad but I did have to work during the worst of it. We got a record amount of snow, 26 inchs in Central Park! So I spent most of the day shoveling and sleeping. I worked the midnight shift on Saturday into Sunday, I drove into work right when it started and left right in the middle of it.
Here are some pictures I took as I was driving home on Sunday morning. I slept, shovled, ate, drank a beer 2 shots of tequila, shovled, slept and ate. That was my day in a nut shell.
Monday has been really crazy, it seems people tend to think poor planning on there part constitutes an emergency on my part. Now I beg to differ on this one, and since I am in a position to tell them like it is, I let them have it. " Oh I am sorry sir, stupidity is not an excuse and neither is snow. So fuck u very much, now go sit on a broken bottle and rotate. Have a nice day!"

1) It was about 0710 on Sunday. There is a golf course on the left, somewhere.















2)Same street 0720, it took me 10 freaking minutes to go 2 blocks! I blame the white man for this, why not everyone else blames him on all their problems. Why cannt I?















3) 0800 and I am still about 10 blocks from home. Normally I would have been here in less than 10 minutes. It has taken me an hour so far, but was having a ball watching all these asshole spinning out. Four wheel drive does not mean ice and snow isnt slippery, duh!















And just for shits and giggles, here is why I dont shop at foriegn food stores:




















If I am going to get someone elses sloppy seconds it better be shrink rapped!

16 comments:

honkeie said...

LOL. 16inchs, where too much of a good this is too much haha!

Danielle said...

Haaaaaaaaa yea baby
We got hit with 16 inches and not those kind of inches!!! lmao!

Becky said...

Yeah, we got a foot of snow here too. But I stayed home for it! Back at the lovely office today though! 8-\

Anonymous said...

i love snow. i'm jealous. i want your snow. i love shoveling too. i'm a very good shoveler.

nice telling them how it works round there!!!!!

David Stehle said...

I have a photo of the NY snowstorm on my blog today too, Central Park actually. I kind of wish I got more snow - we only got about an inch.

j said...

jussipussi? hahaha. there's this chinese buffet near my house that's called foody goody. i guess the motto is, 'if it rhymes, we'll use it.'

j said...

jussipussi? hahaha. there's this chinese buffet near my house that's called foody goody. i guess the motto is, 'if it rhymes, we'll use it.'

j said...

jussipussi? ahahahahaa. hahahaha. i love body humor.

j said...

jussipussi? ahahahahaa. hahahaha. i love body humor.

honkeie said...

the_mrs: Its easy to do this when u are going 5 miles an hour lol. And no 10-2, did you know if you are 10-2 when your air bag comes out it could cut off your thumbs? I drive holding onto the bottom of the steering wheel with my left hand.
Becky: Soory about the ofice, tits sucks i know!
VX: U can have all my snow, cum get it!

diamon: I will be over soon to see!

shannon: No problem but I think our wife and husband units might not like that lol. U can leash me up like a guard dog LMAO!

Joey: I have seen some strange things at these over seas stores and I love the names they give things. But I think its just how it translates into english, but its still funny.

Danielle said...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!

~~~ D ~~~

honkeie said...

Thanks D happy V Day :-D

Steph said...

That Jussipussi stuff is hilarious.

I think it's either Maxim or Stuff magazine-- if you send that picture into them for their "Hidden porn" monthly feature-- you win something!

Anonymous said...

LOL... the jussipussi really cracked me up big time.. LOL

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