- I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Monday and its all normal, i Guess...
It is a middle finger Monday due to all the freakin snow we got over the weekend. It was not all that bad but I did have to work during the worst of it. We got a record amount of snow, 26 inchs in Central Park! So I spent most of the day shoveling and sleeping. I worked the midnight shift on Saturday into Sunday, I drove into work right when it started and left right in the middle of it.
Here are some pictures I took as I was driving home on Sunday morning. I slept, shovled, ate, drank a beer 2 shots of tequila, shovled, slept and ate. That was my day in a nut shell.
Monday has been really crazy, it seems people tend to think poor planning on there part constitutes an emergency on my part. Now I beg to differ on this one, and since I am in a position to tell them like it is, I let them have it. " Oh I am sorry sir, stupidity is not an excuse and neither is snow. So fuck u very much, now go sit on a broken bottle and rotate. Have a nice day!"
1) It was about 0710 on Sunday. There is a golf course on the left, somewhere.
2)Same street 0720, it took me 10 freaking minutes to go 2 blocks! I blame the white man for this, why not everyone else blames him on all their problems. Why cannt I?
3) 0800 and I am still about 10 blocks from home. Normally I would have been here in less than 10 minutes. It has taken me an hour so far, but was having a ball watching all these asshole spinning out. Four wheel drive does not mean ice and snow isnt slippery, duh!
And just for shits and giggles, here is why I dont shop at foriegn food stores:
If I am going to get someone elses sloppy seconds it better be shrink rapped!