Lets do a little recap of the event that led up to this Monday morning.
-Friday I was planning on going out with some friends to da club. I went to the gym and did the usual and on the way home I saw a glimpse into the future. A Corona beach buggy is such a sight to see when its 35 degrees outside and all you can think about is the up coming summer. I can't wait until the summer is here. I plan on being in shape, on my way as it is :-D, and we will have season passes for Hurricane Harbor water park from six flags. We had both parks last year but we went to the water park more times and it really wasn't worth having both passes.
Here is the birthday boy Rayman and his friends. I can't remember their names to save my live but I do remember this- Chick in the middle just past the bar, you that test that says you can be a lawyer or not......and chick on the left is into some hardcore punk and kept forgetting my name. So I don't feel so bad now about not remebering theirs lol.
And as you can see this is the beginning of the end for my friend Rayman. We all bought him drinks the whole night through.
Here is another friend of ours Dave. Behind him is his girlfriend, whose name I have forgotten as well, and the lawyer chick. All these ppl I met have myspace and were taking pictures for their site. I tried to put them up on myspace but once again I have been proven right, myspace is gay. It kept saying server is busy every time I tried to put them up on mine. So I got pissed off and flipped of my computer and went to blogspot. :-D
Rayman and lawyer chick ever so quickly slipping into oblivion.
Now Rayman knew almost every other person in the club and was the little social butterfly. Here he is doing his usual and molesting ppl as they come by him, Ray told me this guys name but again I have no idea what it is now.
Here is punker chick showing her drunken side. No I didn't give the camera to a midget and no I wasn't crawling on the floor. I was the resonsible person here, I was driving Ray home later. Got to love the pigtails hehehehehe.
The dance floor was jammed packed, now since I was rather sober I never worked up the courage to strut my white man stuff. Now don't feel bad if you are unsure of the sex of some of them ppl in the picture here, I was standing right next to some of these ppl and I still had no idea which team they were on. Especially when I saw them in both bathrooms with both teams.
I don't have any pictures of me right now but I hope to get a few from lawyer chick. That green hat is mine, David(who at this point was beyond help) took it and then some chick whose name I do not think I was ever made aware of, took it from him. I got it back not long after this picture, I think they saw how bad my hair look and felt bad for me lol. That is one reason I hate wearing hats, you can't it off after it has been on for more than 10 minutes.
Here is punker chick and her friend Jay Jay, and dont ask me why I remember his name but I liked his hat. He kinda reminded me of a younger and better looking Mic Jagger. This was his first time here I never got to ask him what he thought of the place but he seemed like he was having fun
Ray is very drunk by this time and was showing his gang blood by through up his signs. But he was trying to hide it from the rest of us, but we know all about his ties with the Latinos.
A very candid moment that can lead to a little blackmail for lawyer and punker chick. It was just that kinda night haha.
Now here we have more possible blackmail material haha. Both Ray and Dave are totally wasted here. It was really fun to sit back and watch the drunks and not actually be one of them.
I love drunks, they do the funniest things. I really don't think Ray needed that drink there but it was his birthday and he could blow out all his brain cells if he wanted to.
Now the night wore on and this was the first time in a long time that they had to turn the lights on to get me to leave. As we walked out Ray asked if he did anything to embarrassing and I told him that all was good, he still had his pants on. And a few seconds after I said that I turn around and found him pulling his pants off. Now I am not sure what he thought he was doing but Dave thought I would be a good idea to join him. Keep in mind it was windy and about 10 degrees out here. I was able to get Ray in the car with his pants still up and get him home safe and sound. It was a funny ride home, he babbled at me the whole way back, most of it made no sense but he would come out of it to give me directions to his house. His moments of coherent speech only lasted about 5 seconds at a time but it was enough to get us home.
To continue the funny Rayman, he had to work the next day from 10am to 9pm. I have no idea how he pulled this off but he did, he even called me Saturday morning with an interesting question. " Phil....um how did I get home?" and to this I gave him a little narrative of what went on. He wasn't to surprised by it and looks forward to doing again when Doug is back home. Myself as well but this time I want someone else to drive. I want to be the drunken fool at the club too!
-Saturday and Sunday went by rather uneventful and relaxing. Went food shopping and made a run to Target. What kinda weekend would be complete without a Target run? 10 more days until our trip to Virginia to pick Doug.....................