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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Men-read this! Ugly women dont read this!

I stole this from Becky-

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here:

"Brain, Beer and the Beast"


Lo Lo Lova said...

I wasn't sure whether to read this or not... I may have slipped this drug to one or two dudes in my day...

honkeie2 said...

LoLo: I dont think u would have need any beer to get them .;-)

the_mrs said...

Ha, ha!!--that was very funny...that's how I got my husband to marry me. ;)

honkeie2 said...

noooo I think its the other way around there jennanny lol

Danielle said...

now u know that new profile pic just aint right! lmao!

Shannon said...

Damn it!! WTF?? Now how will I ever get mine?? LOL.... my secret is out.. I will now be forced to insert something in their food at bars.. if they order food that is.. who am I kidding.. I am just screwed.. and not in a good way either.. thanks to this post!! =)

High Desert Diva said...

...uhmmm...okay, after reading the title of your post I was unsure if I should admit to reading your post or not ;P

Anne said...

Dont get the word out! How will I ever get laid again??

That was seriously funny...Im probably going to steal it from you.... :)

joey♥ said...

hahaha. it's the butterfaces that you have to watch out for.

honkeie2 said...

d: I love my new pic, but I will probably change it again. My ADD doesnt let me stay with anythng too long lol.

shannon: Dont worry, even with this warning out men will not stop drinking beer, exspecally if a woman is buying lol.

diva: Hahahahahhahaha that is funny lol

anne: steal away, we all love to share the love :D

joey: yes, they are the most dangerous ones out there. They look good from the back and after a few drink that is all that matters lol.

normiekins said...

you are too funny!!!!!!!! HUH?....never heard this story!!