Welcome and happy Friday! It is still as hot as a room behind Satan's nut sack but its all good, at least it isnt snowing. And we get a chance to use our pool almost everyday now. I just wish it was a little bigger. I would love to be able to swim laps, I could go to the gym that has a pool but I am not that good at it and in my pool I dont have to worry about my shorts coming off. For some reason when I start swimming, freestyle, my shorts come sliding off. I try to tie them tighter but they still seem to creep down and when you ass is as white as mine and you have a nice summer tan now it can be seen for miles and miles. And I really dont think the people at the gym will think its as funny as my 3 year old thinks it is when my shorts come down. Whenever he sees an ass he start hollering "BOOTIE BOOTIE" its the funniest thing.
And on to funny, I dont have much time today. It is almost 3 and we all know what happens when that whistles blows right........Thats right......I forgot.......but at least u know.....Now on to a few funnies I have been saving.
1) Now here is a girl u take home to mom and marry in the same day.
2) Guys here is why they say, " Hell knows no furry like the scorn of a woman" Keep this pic in mind when that young lass starts looking too good.......fantasy is always better than reality, here is a big dose of reality~~~~~>
3) I can contess that this is a lie......... :-(
4) I am not much for workout videos but I think I am about to go out and look for this one.
5) Sorry to all blondies out there but this is just tooooo funny. I have nothing agaist blondes or stoopid ppl. They keep me smiling throughout my day. I lovem all....big, fat, small, tall me lovem all.
6) Hell yes! This exsplains alot......................................
I hope everyone has a non sober weekend, I still have half of a bottle of some of the captain. I think I will try it with cream soda, someone told me to try and I love cream soda so why not. Funds are a little low this weekend so I think this will be a real ghetto, window shoppin weekend but even poo ppl can have a little fun. That is when u break out the crappy booze some asshole at work gave u at christmass, it taste like shit but it gets u where u want to be.......Drunk! Just like this~>Spaz