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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Celeberty HNT

Todays HNT will be dedicated to a celeberty I have found sexy even to this day. And yes she is totally damaged goods but arent we all someone elses left overs. Well my wife wasnt when I first meet her but then i fucked it up but got it back.......go me :-D.
Now lots of ppl out there are saying all kinds of things about about her but I would still hit that 2 times. I am not some werido sick sexual pervert(yes i am) but there is something about pergnant women that I find sexy. Now I dont go out and get movies like 'Lactating Momas' or 'Prego Pumpers' but I do find pregnant women sexy. My wife is due in about 5 weeks(give or take) and I think she is one sexy woman(knocked up or not lol) . Her boobies are freakin huge, I know she would never let me take pics of them but I am in titty heaven. I didnt really notice how big they have gotten until I saw a pic of us back in 2000. Man oh man have they grown, pretty soon we will have to name them, they are about as big as a small person haha. I know she will probably smack me in the back of the head for that one but oh well......I had to share my love of my two bestfriends. hahahahahaha.

But now on to HNT....and if U have not guessed what peice of trail-trash ass I was talking about eariler......here is a visual---->

She is giving me that 'Cum get me baby one more time' look!


I think she is Toxic!


This is how so many men like me viewed this mag on the bathroom floor moment before they entered fantasy nirvana. 'Opps I did it again' on the same page.


Now that I have gotten myself all worked up with no place to go lets get into a little more personal and close to home HNT. I said it on Mondays post about my car that was donated and the radio that I took from it. It was hot as donkey piss that day and the humidity was probably near 100%. I was trying to get the sweat that was all over me. When I came out of this car I looked like someone had hit me with a freakin firehose. I was dripping with sweat, nasty nasty nasty. In the past few years my sweat glads have gone in overdrive, if I was a woman I would swear I was going through menapause or something!



Happy HNT people. I hope to see some skin on other ppls blogs, its all about sharing what u got. And even if u dont think someone wants to see it believe me I do--well in the female sense that is. I am not homophobic or anything but nasty hairy man butt just doesnt nothing for me and pics of the one eyed serpant doesnt NOTHING AT ALL for me. But I will tell u this, if yah got it show it. And if I was hung like a donkey this whole blog would be full of my monster cyclopse lol.

17 comments:

Just Some Gal said...

I feel bad for her in a sense... I hope she has a great pre-nup! lol K-fed will be a crazy baby daddy hitting her up for child support if not... haha ;-)

She is beautiful though when she's cleaned up.

Nice arm and I guess I'm glad you don't have some monster schlong! ;-)

honkeie2 said...

Blondie: I agree on this one on all points but the monster man member. Like all men I want them bigger and better even though most women dont want them bigger we just think they do. If men really saw things the way women did steriods would have no market and male inhancement pills would be useless. But then again if women saw things the way we did mascara(sp), nail polish, and fad diets would be a thing of the past and teddies, thongs that can be seen and lap dances would be part of every job description in the USA lol!

Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

I hate her. I love her. WTF!?! She is just too in the eye lately and its sad. She's mmade some ridiculous mistakes but every young parent does. She's really pushing it along though. Her whacky out of left field statements to the media aren't helping her cause.

She has the potential to really be something but she has a horrible case of foot in mouth syndrome both literally and figuratively.

AHHH! Why'd you go and make me think this early in the day??? LOL! Fab post & HHNT!

the_mrs said...

Britney. You realize I have no more respect for you, Honk.

;)

Acecold said...

I still love you Britney!!

keda said...

get pictures of your wife while she's pregnant!!! i loved my pics now though i was embarrassed at the time.
happy hnt ;)

honkeie2 said...

tragic: a great man once said," Southern folks are not any stoopider than nothern ppl we just cannt seem to keep the most ignorante buch of us off the tv" -Jeff Foxworthy-

the_mrs: ahhh cum on u know u would do her too, just admit it and get it out. I wont tell ;-)

ace: damn straight!

keda: thanks and their should never be a reason to be ashamed of the human form. It is one the greast things on this planet with so many different shapes, sizes, colors and other deminsions as well lol. Big, small, fat, short or tall I lovem all hahahahaha. Never be ashamed!

Ranger Tom said...

I may be really wierd, but I think pregnant women are sexy as hell...

Cinderella said...

Yeap she still has it..as long as she keeps up with herself. I think she is beautiful...pregnant women always are.

Lo Lo Lova said...

While I understand the whole pregnancy glow/beautiful thing, I just don't get the sexy thing. But hey, to each his own.

Do you like her better blonde or brunette?

Mommyof3 said...

She's like a train wreck...don't want to look; can't help it! Nice arm...HHNT!

morbid misanthrope said...

Yeah, pregnant broads are okay, but I prefer broads that look pregnant because of giant stomach tumors. Now that's attractive.

guttergirl said...

Nice HNT~

I love to hear about how much you love your wife. You think she is sexy no matter what. THAT is what I find sexy in a man.

As for the Britney thing, I am not going to touch that one.

honkeie2 said...

tom: :-D

cinderella: yep yep yep hehe

lolo: I think I like her better with darker hair.

mommy: I feel that way about madonna. She looks hedious but I cannt help but look. Like her last video, it looked like the old lady in the club still trying to put out her game but her game just isnt working.

morbid: u are one strange dude, but that is what makes the world so special ed.

gutter: she is the last woman for me in soo many ways. she will always look the way I saw her on day one.

Becky said...

FUCK Brittany Spears, she's a dumb ass! Who the fuck gets involved with their loser back up dancer, who already has another woman pregnant with his second child. If you ask me, Brittany is home wrecking scum!

honkeie2 said...

Becky: Yep that she is! But that just makes her that much dirtier....I love dirty girls!

Anonymous said...

your hausband is white trash