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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Weekend recap in pictures:

This was a very good weekend with over-time and beach-time. On Saturday I had to guard the company picnic, because we all know how our co-workers get when they have to hangout with each other in a non-work enviroment.
The picnic took place at this day-care faculity in the middleOfFucking nowhere. I had to drive an hour into farm country NJ to find this place. But it was a very peacefull drive and I got to see what kind of house I could buy when I win the lottery. Hmmm, that reminds me I need to buy a ticket!
Over all it was a nice day, lots of food and sun. And I got paid to be there lol.
Here we have the odd metal statue thingie that was beside our table. I am pretty sure Michael Jackson has the same one in his bed room.



The driveway to our table. So many ppl bitching about the walk, but hey free food, pool, paddle boats, driving range, tennis and basket ball courts, mini golf, bingo and free gifts......shut your pie hole and be gratefull.



The many possible things to full your day with fun!



The sun was bright as hell so the nice people gave us a little tent. But I got a real giggle from its name. I think most men can be called E-Z Up hahahaha



On the hour drive home I came across someone who probably should have bought/rented a bigger car. The spend limit was 65, most people doing about 80 and this retard was in the middle lane going about 55. I really do not think this was a well thought out idea.



Oh, well their problem not mine.
Now, Sunday turned out to be a really nice day. We went to the beach! Point Pleasant NJ to be exact. The water was blue, the sun was warm and the parking was $25 for the whole day. But what are you going to do?
Here we have the bro-in-law and Mr.NoNo's palying in the surf.



Hey, look behind you!




The sun has this magical effect on children......it knocks them out!



I was trying to get a picture of the blonde amazon in the brown bikini when this white albino hairless monkey jumped into view.


Here we have me doing the deadman float. I am the one in the blue and white trunks in the middle there. I was doing some body surfing and having fun knocking over the little kids. I am nothing more than a 215 pound 31 year old kid, so look out when I come flying at you in a wave. I will slam into you, run back for more and do it again before you even know what happened.


Can you find the white child that belongs to me?
Me and the bro-in-law discussing who should we try to knock over next.

All went great for this day, but.......I have learned a few things:
A) Do not to let the bro-in-law put spray on suntan lotion on you.
B) No-Rub lotion is a lie
C) Body surfing in rough water will lead to chaffing in bizzar places.....lets just say I am still walking a little funny.
D) Walking barefoot all day will remove callouses like no other. I had really nasty rough feet, I now have the smoothiest feet ever.
E) If you plan on swimming in rough waters do not wear a bikini, your top will come off and there will be men watching and smiling.
F) And lastley, sand and rocks in your trunks can cause very unpleasant side effects on the tip of the mountian.......lets just say cyclopse has a red eye :-x
Oh yeah here is proof of the no-rub lotion myth being busted.

9 comments:

fatwonkkid said...

you must work with some big fat lazy ass folks. when I get paid to eat food and hang out at a BBQ I am all sorts of psyched.

i like taking pictures of big hairy ugly or fat unsuspecting people. this one guy had hair on his back that was in the shape of pork chops. so funny!

K said...

LMAO at the Michael Jackson/statue comment. Golden! :)

Jenny! said...

Rub some aloe on the red eye! Looks like you had a really fun time at the beach! What kind of job do you have that pays you to go to other companys picnics???

How many kids you got???

honkeie2 said...

fat: I love taking pics of ugly ppl, its like a sport!

K: It is the truth lol

jenny: way ahead of u there lol. I got 3 kids all boys 12, 4 and 1...why u want some?

morbid misanthrope said...

I can't go to the beach. I burn really easily, and if I'm going to get cancer, it'll be from smoking, not from the sun.

Ba Doozie said...

well now you know there is no such thing as non rub lotion. Those retards that invented the cans of spray on stuff are...er..well..retarded.

I didn't notice the blonde amazon woman so much as the guy with the corona beer in his crotch.

Also, you and your whole fam damily need to get a tan.

That statue is creepy

ok, that is all.

over and out mr. popo desk man

Betty Boob Hug said...

Hahah. I loved the "get out of the way you hairless albino monkey"

DOn't you love the way kids pop up in photos, oh those pesky gits!

I love going to the surf and I love body surfing but I sure as hell hate people in my way and I can't count how many times I've rammed into some silly old granny wading in the shallows or fat brown German tourist with a gut to rival a beer barrel.

Sounds like you had a good ol' time! and no porn was involved. WoW!

Becky said...

I would have hated that beach, too many fucking people! Ez-up, sounds like a good name for a hangover pill.

honkeie2 said...

morbid: the sun can be evil

doozie: I totally missed the beer bottle penis man ! Thanks for breaking up my eye candy.

boob hug: there was plenty of live porn at the beach. Camel toe and moose knuckle was everywhere!

Becky: I love large crowds, so many stoopid ppl at once to laugh at.