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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

HUMPY HUMP

Its the middle of the week and I have nothing to bitch/blog about.
I even went down a mental list while on the feces depository this morning:





  1. Polotics: Why bother its like masterbating while reading War&Peace. In the end you will be left unsatisfied and frustrated.




  2. The Weather: Nothing wrong there its summer time bitchs!




  3. Work/Skool/Family: Why bother it has to get done regardless.




  4. Money: You cannt bitch about something that isnt there.




  5. Sex: I cannt bitch until I am back to normal. That sand did a number on me.




  6. Taxes: Again why bother, the only way to avoid it is to become a stripper.




But even though I cannt find anything to blog/bitch about I did win something that makes me feel THUPER!







Thank you Jenny, I love when people reconized the we tod did have the power to move bowels as well.

But I needed a little pick me up so I went and looked up pictures named 'wrong' and here is what I found:

1) Wrong1-toooo funny!

2) Wrong2-WTF?

3) Wrong3- ANother soccer mishap, and again WTF?

4) Wrong4- I now know why there are so many stoopid ppl left in the world.

5) Wrong5- I am not going to even touch this one!

6) Wrong6- I think this one goes hand in hand with #4

7) Wrong7-I dont see anything worng here? Maybe because itsnt a Harley?

Happy Hump Day. Now go out and find someone to eye hump!

17 comments:

fatwonkkid said...

so basically you are bitching about not being able to bitch about something

captain corky said...

Congrats on your award. I agree fuck politics. Thanks for stopping by the log. We're friends now!

I grew up in New Jersey.

honkeie2 said...

fat: i bitch there for i be!

corky: woohoo i like fwends, cum back! What part of Jersey

karma lennon said...

Omg, those pictures are awesome. Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comments! And no, don`t usually shower with clothes but there was this online wet t-shirt contest thing.....;)

honkeie2 said...

karma: thanks for the return/reach-around comments. And I kind of figured it was something on those lines, washing oneself with clothes on isnt as much fun ya know.

Jenny! said...

I didn't see a Harley in that picture!

I am sofa king we tall did too!

Martini said...

That poor, poor bike.
the Japanese sure can build 'em strong.

morbid misanthrope said...

And here I thought the only funny pictures on the internet involved disgustingly sweet pictures of kittens with cutesy, misspelled captions on them. "I Can Has Cheezburger?" Awesome.

Betty Boob Hug said...

hahah. thanks for the chuckle.

honkeie2 said...

jenny: me wub we todds!

Martini: lets hope they also have water proof seats.

morbid: you never know what u will find until you look lol

boob hug: I love making women laugh, it makes their boobs bounce.

Jenny! said...

We are going straight to hell! If you get there 1st will you save me a seat?

honkeie2 said...

Jenny: Hell, I called ahead and made reservations just to make sure I get the somking/lap-dance section

Lee Ann said...

Yikes...those pictures had me laughing...made my afternoon!

Samantha said...

I love the super blogger! Made me laugh!

Jenny! said...

Is there room at your table for me...and can I request a lap dance from you?

honkeie2 said...

Sure! but there beter be some cash involved here. I dont degrade myself for free ya know!

Jessica said...

Eye hump. Never heard that expression before. It was more amusing than these photos.