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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Ahhhh TiTs FrIdAy!

Last night I bought some lottery tickets with high hopes. I have yet to win but then again I should buy more tickets. You cannt win if you dont play.
With ticket in hand I walked out of the liquor store. I am not even sure what the pay out is or when the drawing is but I have hope. I have never gotten more than 2 numbers on a ticket. It seems I was not destined to will stoopid money, but I will keep trying. I will not stop until I have enough money to buy me my own country.



I wonder what other ppl would if they won the lottery?


I would keep my day job, I kinda like my job even though it does suck at times. I would drop out of college PERMINTLY! If i won the lottery I would never go to college, ignorance is cheaper and besides, there is nothing they can teach me that I cannt learn from the internet.
I would buy a house, nothing to big and hire ppl to clean it for me. I think these girls would do a bang up job, what do you think?



I like cars so I would love to have a professional garage in my house and hire some grease monkey to come and teach me how to pimp my ride. I dont want to just pay someone to trick out my car, I want to do it. I would become such a gear head! I would not be one of those weridos that has nice cars but never drives them. A car that shows some rust and scratchs shows the owner likes to play with his toys.
I would vacation all over the world but besides that I am not sure much more would change. I would want the wife unit to be a stay home mom but I am not sure she would go for it. She like being out and about so I really dont know if she would take it. And hell with all of those young ladies helping around the house she might get bored and start throwing frogs in traffic to break things up a little.
What would U do with more money than Opra?

But I am buisy again so I have 2 fast contrabutions to TiTs FrIdAy:

1) She isnt the prettiest but who is looking up past her chest ;-). Its the old Butter-Face, she has a bangin body, but-her-face can use some work.
I am just kidding she isnt bad looking. We all know it isnt about how good the head looks. My only beef with her physically is her arms, they do not look like they belong on her.



2) She is meaty the way a woman should be but i swear she has a head but I cannt seem to find it.



Have a good one ppl I am now off to do the work I have been putting off since 0730hrs this morning....but I think I will make a coffee run first and then go brush my teeth and by then it will be lunch time and then.....

14 comments:

Carie said...

if I won the lottery I would buy a ranch with alot of land so my animals could run all they wanted and we could ride the horses all the time :) and I would take Ash to all the places she dreams about and has tacks in on her map...and I would make sure my family were all taken care of, mom could retire, my grandparents can forget their tight budget and my brother can have the very best medical care :) and I really want to start a day camp for my special needs students, let them ride horses, pet farm animals, all the things the kids here never get to do

Jenny! said...

If I won the lottery it would be a fucking miracle...cause I never bought a ticket! That girl looks slightly retarded...but she has a rack that could suffocate an elephant! Dang! You could use those teets as trampolines!

BottleBlonde said...

If I won the lottery, I would donate every last cent I had to charity.

... BAHAHAHAHAAHA!

No really, I'd buy a nice house, a nice car, donate a few bucks to my favorite charities, buy some nice jewelry, and buy some mancandy. That's about all I need.

P.S. I thought I had a nice rack. Admittedly, mine pale in comparison to hers.

mal said...

my back hurts just looking at those pics!!

why mess with cars? Planes are the way to go!!!!!!

cher said...

let me pick your numbers next time. if you win, i get a ride in the car and me and your wife are totally going to hang out and throw frogs at traffic. My kind of lady.

A gear head hey, a man after my own heart, but i'm all about the old VW's. Thanks for stopping by my blog! and feel free to stop by again anytime! especially if you win the lottery and you and your wife want to be my sugar parents.

Beefcake Almighty said...

If I won the lottery...

GOLD CHAINS AND LAP DANCES FOR ALL THE HOMIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, I don't have any friends...

phishez_rule said...

I if won the lottery I would probably keep working. A few short days a week, just to give me something to do.

Or I'd study. A few subjects a semester. I have a passion for learning. I'd study anything and everything, just for the hell of it. I'd love to learn a few languages and travel. If I won the lotto I'd have the time for it.

captain corky said...

If I won the lottery the party would start in Vegas two weeks later.

What a rack on that broad!!!

Betty Boob Hug said...

If I won the lottery, I would use my winnings to help get this girl and the thousands of her just like it - from having to pose on the internet showing off ginormousenormous boobies.


Kidding! I would give a lot to charity though cause I'm that sort of girl but I'd buy myself a Nanny who would watch the kids while I went to Europe and slept with some German boys. Preferably blonde twins called Heinrich and Dietrich.

karma lennon said...

If I won the lottery, I would move to NYC, get a cool place maybe in the Meat Packing District, and do nothing but write and go on auditions. Oh yeah, and I'd buy an island.

prettykitty said...
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prettykitty said...

if i won the lottery, i would move waaaaaay out to the boondocks and build an entirely self-contained house that was eco-friendly. i would have the comforts of home like internet and satellite tv, but i would also like to do some outdoorsy stuff. i would totally need a gym because i'm a fitness freak. and i would need a workshop because i'm handy. and i'm all for giving to charity, but i figure with my free time, i could start my own. like having retarded people work my bitchin' ranch. i keed, i keed...

this girl has that debilitating growth condition where the nutrients weren't distributed evenly amongst her body, therefore short changing her chin and kneecaps.

morbid misanthrope said...

If I won the lottery, I'd buy a whole mess of new organs. None of those cheap Asian Baboon organs or Calcutta hobo organs—I’m talking fresh, new organs from healthy Europeans. Then I could drink like a maniac again for a few years until those organs gave out. Then I’d just buy some more. And I’d also buy a jet pack and a video bowling machine.

honkeie2 said...

carie: I am not sure I would start a heavy petting zoo but to each his or her own ;-)

jeennaay: I'd jump on them all day long!

bottle: it isnt the size that matters its if you share that matters

mal: I love planes but I perfer my speed on the ground. If you have engine problems 30,000 ft in the air you cannt just pull over.

cher: sugar parents what a hoot! lol

beef: join the club! And who needs friends when you have addictions like I have!

phis: money can make it all possible.

corky: a rack that would scare a deer off!

boobs: great plan but I am not German, blonde and nor do I have a twin brother. So that wont work for me.

lennon: NYC is over-rated and over priced. I'd save money by just living on the street. I heard bumbing for money can get you almost 20$ an hour!

Kitty: if you win invite me over, I am a fitness freak too!

Morbid: I am already saving up from my clone,aka: instant organ donor.