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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Smokin and drinkin on a tuesday night...

Anyone who knows who said that back in th 80s wins a prize!

Not sure what the prize is yet but you will win something! I am about 4 sheets in the wind. I have had a bit of a rough night. Kids screaming, work hassels and family woes. So what does a man with a red neck do? Drinks! that right kids, daddy drinks because he does not want to kill u all.

I have been drinking balck berry brandy and sprite since 200000hrs. Well 8pm , I think I added an extra zero there lol. i am soo drunk i have to type very slowly here. We went to the park and mr. nonos and he found himself chasing a south american cutie. I fear for his future lol. she was a little cutie and the mom was a bottom heavy south american. the wife unit was not far behind, she was the translator here lol. yes doug she was urugian....(sp) I am rather drunk and think it is time to end this. i have pressed 'backspace' more than any key tonight. i wanted to post a pic or tow but i am a bit too tipsy. the keys are too fuzzy! and it does not help that I am listening to marylin manson youtube songs. i a such a marylin manson whore! brandy is dandy but liquor is quickeer!
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manson rulez!
Happy fuckjng hump day!!!!!!
screw who eber u call boss, i am all that matters, just kidding that is the brandy talking....man i should not be allowed to blog and drink!

11 comments:

Betty Boob Hug said...

ah, the old drinkin' and bloggin' trick eh.

well, you know, it makes for a good read honkeie2!!

Your Ok, things get on top of all us sometimes and getting shit faced shozzoled is rather healthy :)
hope the hangover wasn't too horrendous

Stiletto said...

drinking and blogging is always a nice combo when someone else is doing it, not me. I'd just end up typing something I shouln't =P

honkeie2 said...

boobs: lucky i do not have a webcam on my blog. I might start flashing the world lol.

stiletto: I never worry about typing something embarrassing. I have no shame so I dont have that problem.

And guess what...no hangovers hahahahaha, just a little dizzy teehee

karma lennon said...

Drunken blogging is always fun! And blackberry brandy sounds totally delish! :)

Jenny! said...

I heart Marilyn Manson!

Drunk blogging is fun....drunk phone calls suck!

Martini said...

When I came home from work Monday my neighbour invited me over for drinks. 5 hours later I stumbled home, watched TV, and went to bed. I started my day with one doozy of a hangover. I hope I didn't embarrass myself at work. I've never done the drinking & blogging thing. I'm sure no good would come of it.

Hammy said...

Your spelling improves when drunk and I have an American mate who Japanese is almost perfect when drunk. And that's about all for the pro side of drinking. He he.

Nick said...

Anyone drunk is cool with me. You buying brother?

honkeie2 said...

lennon: it taste like cough medicine but it gets the job done!

jennaayyy: Give me yo digits and I promise not to call when I am sober!

martini: I wish I friends that gave m booze!

hammy: I type very slowly and I think about every word. Its either that of I end up with something like this:
'annnd thenns I wakked ups to er ahd said....'

nick: I will buy the first and last round lol

Becky said...

That fucking scared me! Damn, not every day you see a picture of the strange Marilyn Manson. Don't get me wrong I love some of his music, he just reminds me of a very immature person trying to get everyone to look at him.

BottleBlonde said...

Friends don't let friends drink and blog. I'm taking away your keyboard and mouse.