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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Vacation is NEAR

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This is about how I am feeling at the moment. I am on vacation next week and I am trying to tie up loose ends but everytime I take a step forward I have something new to do. How the hell can I finish something if I am not allowed to close out some from 2 seconds ago. Work would probably go better if I stopped bullshitting all day lol. I am such a lazy ass lately.
But what ever, I still might punch myself in the face to help get me off of blogging for 2 seconds so I can get this HUGE pile of paper from the "I shoud do" pile to the "Done and Dead" pile.
Angry white America working hard at perpetuating a alcoholic feeding frenzy of paper work.
I need a fucking hobby, maybe I will take up old fashioned bare-knuckle boxing or rugby lol. But then again maybe not, I like how all my teeth line up.
This is a shit ass post and hope to get a better one up sometime soon but we will have to see.

9 comments:

Jenny! said...

Isn't blogging a hobby?

ADW said...

I love vacation. I need another one. Soon.

honkeie2 said...

jennaayyy: yeah like masterbating is a hobby. When the urge cums and the drive is insane you do it!

adw: can I cum too?

karma lennon said...

A vacay would be nice. My ex used to do that when he got drunk-punch himself and knock himself out....crazy bastard....

Jenny! said...

So, Forrest...do you masturbate or blog more??? My guess is masturbate! Am I right???

cher said...

you let your drive get insane first? wow, you're hardcore. i give in before the urge even strikes most days...just out of bordom

Betty Boob Hug said...

I liked this post the best...I sense your frustration. Blogging is such a huge time waster and I get really antsy with it. I can't stay away.

I hope you have a great vacation if I don't hear from you before then!

toodles. p.s is that ed norton punching himself in the face? I love that little guy

honkeie2 said...

lennon: as much as i thought about doing that I have never actually do it. I perfer to punch baby seals when I am drunk.

jennaay: Well...duh to that. I usually beat off before and after. cum on now, how else should a man act with a window to the greatest porn ever made act?

cher: If you let the urge build up a little the end result is always better. Kinda like blowing up a paper page and not popping it until it is almost ripping at the seems. The end result is always a bigger bang!

boobs: yes that is ed, its a clip form one of the greatest movies ever. Fight Club, its violent, its raw and it actually has a really good message. Go take a watch and tell me what you think it is.

cher said...

i failed science 9 twice because of your supposed big bang theory.