-Old ppl in the Thupermarket who think the middle of the isle is the best place to stop and read the contents of a jar of dried prunes without their glasses
-The Portugues guy that lives next to me that never say 'Hi' or 'Good Morning'
-My want of six-pack-abs but the inablity to stop eating
-The fact I want to have sex all the time but the wife unit controls the happy meal box of love (she does give up the happy meal prize I just wanted to bitch haha)
-Why I am not worshiped like the god I am!
-How cum no matter how many times I by lottery tickets my numbers never match the ones on the TV
-When will they have REAL male enhancment drugs?
-That I want my junk food made with lard and not Olestra
I just want to bitch damn it, its my god given right to hate everything I see. It is human nature to want to kill and destroy. That is why jealousy exist, if someone is jealous of what you have they will try with all their might to destroy it. Why? Because that is how we roll. Evil, hating, destructive, stinky hairless apes.
Where am I going with this...no where. I am not in the mood to blog but I am. So there, I think I will post some pictures on the topic of Stink. Why because I can hahahhahaah.
1- What does this have to do with 'stink' u ass? The title of this pic was 'two in the stink' haha
2- Warning: You are about to see nuts and probably a picture of your sister, cousin, and maybe even your mom.
4- I can, if that is a life size drawing of your mans weenie, it would have been hard not to believe.
5- I used to wonder if Smurfet was the commune whore or were they all gay for one another.
6- Now dont get mad, I would never say anything like this to a woman. Because all women know there place when they are around me........in the passengers seat bitching that I should stop and ask for directions. Because Vernon and Verona, NJ sound similar but they are no where near each other. (long story,,,,dont laugh it did happen)
Have a Happy Friday ppl, sorry no tits today, I will try to get some up later. Up on my face that is hahahahahaahahahhaahh. Sorry my wife has huge knockers and I dont share my fun bags with anyone......I am the Nipple Nazi!
(see my baby pic for proof)