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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Drive by porn...

Warning:
This link I am about to put up is not NOT work safe:
WHY THE 'NEXT BLOG' BUTTON IS DANGEROUS
I am very busy and sleepy. The sisterinlaw thought it would be a good idea to disappear for over 24 hours and not tell anyone where she was at. Lets just say the night ended with alot of stress, an near 'missing person' report being filed, and the realization that the sisterinlaw needs to use some critical thinking.
To make a long story short the snl (sisterinlaw) left a note on the kitchen table on Monday stating she was staying with a 'female' friend over night. Now she is 18 so there was no big investigation into this. Then yesterday around 6 pm her mom has not heard from her (mistake #1)so she calls the number she left. The mother calls this number and the snl friend is confused because she has not seen snl nor did she sleep over. oh, boy mistake #2. Then the mom starts making frantic phone calls to find out where she was. The snl isnt answering her cell (mistake #3) so now this is where we come in.
The wife unit gets this call and informs me of this. I just bang my head because I know what she was up to and I cannt fathom why she left a number to someone that wasnt in on the lie. I am not agaist her going into hiding to do what ever, I have done this many times in the past, but the fact she left a note (hand written evidence) with her where-abouts and a phone number. Again, this was a good idea, but she failed. She should have told her friend what was going down so she could at least buy her some time.
By now the mother has every possible 'dead and raped' story she has ever seen on CSI going through her mind. Also keep in mind we have had some local girls killed in a 'myspace' sex trap. This is exactly how those type of stories start. Daughter told a lie to get around the parents, girl is not heard from in 24 hours, police are called, computers at taken as evidence, mypsace is blamed, a 40sum year old in custody, and a naked badly decomposed body found by some track and now you are just a statistic in the 'Myspace murder' files.
She was found and she had some lame exscuses that feel on deaf ears. The problems we have here:
1) She lied
2) She betrayed her friend-who if I were her I would be PISSED
3) She spent the night at some dudes house
4) She left hard evidence of the lie
5) She never called in to check in
6) She honestly thought noone would call the number
7) She will no longer be trusted
Now all of this could have been avoid by doingthree little things. One: let your friend in on the fact she is the scape goat; Two: Makes sure your cell phone is on you and working and Three: call home at some point.

I am not saying I never did anything stoopid and got caught but if you followed my logic I got caught because of a simple flaw. Like my dad happen to drive by and saw me getting in a strange girls car , a cigerret lighter fell out of my pocket in the kitchen or the person that was my scapegoat decided to take the day off too. And yes those were a few of my little boo-boos that were flawed. The strange girls car was just a chance thing, he was coming back from the store and he saw me getting in her car for a quick makeout session after work-caught! The lighter was poor planning, I tried to hide it in my waist band so my would not find it in my pockets. And yes he would run my pockets sometimes, he was werid and thought I was selling drugs or something. I never sold drugs........sold drugs............
So the fact I was free ballin that day (no under wear) was the reason it hit the floor instead of nessling by my nut sack.
The scapegoat left me out to dry one time I was playing hookie. My mom and stepdad had seperated and he was using me like a spy to check in on my mom. And i was pertty tired of being on call for him and did not know how to address the problem so I did what any teenager would do....I lied and snuck around. But my mistake here was telling him I was at work and the person who was supposed to be in and was going to cover for me called out. Well he wasnt there and of course he went looking for me for some strange reason and found out I was not there. Well, in the end I got tired of this bullshit and he made me choice between him or my mom. HAHA was an ass, what child would choice thier parent over an over barring ass step parent. So that ended that.
As you can see these were plans that were thought out that ended due to Murphys Law, shit happenes sometimes. But what snl did had no plan and had to way out. She set her self up for failure. I do not feel sorry for her, nor will I get involed with this one. I probably would have been more apathetic if she schemed and got caught. Hell at least then it shows your tried, I do not want to sound mean but the fact here is she thought or at least felt her mom was not on the ball. She figured her mom was not 'with it' enough to dial a number that she left on the kitchen table in black and white. I would be beyond angry if I was the mom because my child did not give me the credit to aleast try to make a decent lie.
I know my children will try the same shit on me and I exspect them to. It is part of the learning proccess to test one boundries and to see how far on can go before they get burned. And when I catch them I will beat the living hell out of them to show them just how much I love them. Everyone lies and everyone cheats, we are trainned to do this and without this ability no one can survive in the job world. The office world is very cut throat, the fashion world is down right evil, the retail world is full of yet to be caught thiefs, banking is not the world ppl think it is and the mucis world.....well lets just say for eveyone that makes it there are millions of young talent that has suck someones willy and got nothing but a shore jaw. So it isnt just in some fields that the ability to lie and get away with is important its all of them. And let us not forget that the number one job in all the land the requires the ability to lie and lie well: The President of the United States!
I know I said I was going to make a long story short, sometimes I get on a tear and cannt stop until I bust my wad. I think I am done now, and I think I need a smoke. Even thought I dont anymore lol.
I now reallly really have to get to work. I am not sure of the end result to this saga but I will let you know if she got a beating or just a 'bad girl' on this one. I sure hope something sank in this time: Sharron.

9 comments:

karma lennon said...

Wow. That does suck. But you're right she should've made a better plan. I never did anything like this when I was a teen-like sneaking out or anything...I did have to hide the fact that I was into Wicca and my mum thought I was a Satanist...that was interesting....

Jenny! said...

Wow...what an idiot...sorry to dis your in-laws. I did a lot of shit that wasn't good either, the difference being that I was smart as fuck and never got caught! Everyone thought i was the good girl that got straight A's...and i did...but I could hide the rest quite well!

fatwonkkid said...

you kinda just want to ask her what she was thinking....

did she not think of covering her tracks, was she too lazy, did she think her mom was THAT stupid?

BottleBlonde said...

She's obviously an amateur. Apparently she doesn't have the skills that you have.

BottleBlonde said...

Oh, and one more thing. Those pics ruined my lunch.

Thanks.

Nikky said...

wow, yeah, what an amateur!
I had a running deal with my best friend, if either of our moms called and asked... the answer was allways "she's in the bathroom, I can have her call you in a sec"

Samantha said...

My friend did something similar to me. She decided she needed a break from her foster parents, packed her bags, left a note with my name on, and I ended up with 2 policemen standing in my bedroom at 2am demanding to know where she was. I had no idea!

Miss Smack said...

I promise to never, ever click on 'next blog' ever again.

Thank you for this most valuable, but retina-burning lesson.

:)

Hammy said...

I think that you've employed a guest blogger today as that posting is far too grown up to belong on this site. Talk about insight! It's a path you've trodden before, I see.