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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Fast and Hard....Explicit lyrics Warning!

I have to do this faster than masterbating in a moving bus bathroom. I have soo much to do this week and I do not have time to even piss straight! Last week of these 2 classes so I have my final test and projects due, heavy work load ( hu huh u huh I said load!)
But I just wanted to put in 2 things fo interest:

I have refound an CD I have for years but never really listened to. The name of the band is Bile , the album is called Techno-Whore and I love them. I think they have long since disappeared but I am totally slammin this in my daddy-mobile. The best song so far is song# 6, Compound Pressure. Here let me share with you the lyrics-

I am the scumbag you want to kick,


Because your girl-she suck my dick.


Frustraion eats you from inside, because you know I got a piece of her hide.


So we laugh at you as I'm flying the cum,


I'm the home wrecker and the damage is done.


Your little slut, whore, wife wont be the same,


you make her cum she screams my name!


Compound Pressure


You have no power, I devour,


I got a big fat cock and I shot her face,


swallowed my spunk with no disgrace.


Did her doggy style up her fucking ass,


Bile style bloody and fast!


Let all my friends dog her whenI was through,


she was thinking of you when she fucked my whole crew.


I'm the lowest motherfucker now that is true.


Compound Pressure!


You have no Power, I devour


You aint nothin how does it feel?


Now, the words by themsleves are just down right retarded but set to thrash metal tones and its freakin awesome!
My last topic comes from Japan.


Everytime I buy a 6 pack of my Natural Light Ice (its fucking cheap and taste pretty good) I buy one can or bottle of some beer I have never tried before. Last time I tried Becks, its ok but I am not feeling the werid herby after taste. Not as bad as Heinikens or Asswiser but still not something I will buy in large amounts whenever I want to exercise my liver a little. This time around I bought this Japanes beer called Sapporo, I have seen the trucks and have never tried it. I must say it was good and will probably buy it again. And dont give me any shit about it being a beer made by the enemy bullshit.....my car comes from the japs, the best electronic toys I have are made buy them and now this beer. And hell I am a Coors man at heart but my cheating heart loves to wander the aisles and go slumming it when I am poor. I cannt stand Budwiser, American piss water. Becks is better than Buttwipper, king of beers my hairy nutt sack.



It also fills up my huge beer glass nicely as well. The only thing I did not like too much was how it poured out of the can. It was very hard to get the perfect pour going, the head on this thing was fuck huge! ( I said very hard he heh he he).
I also have a really fast HNT.......suprise, this one comes from the wife. 6 cheap beers and one big Jap beer plus a camera equals=

If you look closely you can see what my boxers are hidding......
Have a happy Thursday people....one more day just one more day!

15 comments:

captain corky said...

Sapparo's pretty good shit, but I almost always drink saki when I'm eating Asian food.

By the way, despite the fact that you're a deviant and you bad mouthed Budweiser, You've earned a place at the log.

Welcome to the family.

honkeie2 said...

Woohoo I love logs..linkin logs log cabin syrup....wheres this log at? Is there beer and bitchs?

karma lennon said...

Nice tat. Never tried Sapparo but will have to see if my brother can bring me some back from Japan. That and a bit of absinthe. :) And Budweiser does suck but I like Heineken! Maybe not as much as Purple Haze but it's good. Bad hangover with it though.

Kelly said...

nice song... you are so classy... hehe!

Jenny! said...

I hate all beer they all taste like busted nut stain!

That song sounds kind of fun!

Does your wife know that you are posting HNT pictures of her on the internet??? I kind of wish the little man would have popped out...that would have beenbetter!

honkeie2 said...

lennon: Dont tell anyone but I have odered som absinthe online and I am currently awaiting my shipment! sssshhhhh

kelly: so classy I promise not to burb out your name after drunkin butt sex.

Jeennay:Beer is good damn it! And the wife doesnt know yet, but she will soon. And yeah that might have been cool for you but he is camera shy. Flash photography makes him invert himslef and it takes 4 hours of hard core porn to get him out again.

Jenny! said...

Beer sucks dude!

Your little man sounds like quite the pussy!

Nikky said...

Wow, I am such a dork (and a mom) The first thing I noticed in all the pics was the tat and how much it reminded me of the symbol on the ankle of the bad guy (whose name escapes me right now) in the "Series of Unfortunate Events" books.

Not the beer, not the peekaboo boxers, not your wife's cute toes, but a children's story tattoo... gawd I'm a dork.

Beefcake Almighty said...

Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, but yes...you do win for most ridiculous sunburn.

Also, for more entertainment, look up the band Anal Cunt and their song "I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth."

Betty Boob Hug said...

I didn't see or notice anything about that picture but that your wife is really good to find the time to paint her toe nails. Seriously!

honkeie2 said...

Jeennayy: he is what he eats! hahahaha, like you didnt see that one cumming ;)

nikky: I forget his name too but you are right. I like that movie so am I a dork too lol.

beefcaek: thanks for coming back and I will!

boobs: she go purdy toes!

Jenny! said...

I actually didn't...I am lame like that! Good one Forest!

BottleBlonde said...

Like Jenny, I'm not feelin' the beer. But I AM feelin' those tasteful lyrics! Mind if I burn a copy for my grandmother?

Betty Boob Hug said...

Big saturday night chuckles to bottle blonde - burn a copy for grandma!
hahaha, ilove this girl.

morbid misanthrope said...

I agree with Beefcake: check out the lyrics to any Anal Cunt song, they're all fucked up in one way or another. Also, I suggest anything by Anal Blast, Meat Shits, a few songs by Abscess ("Freak Fuck Fest," for example), and "Forged in Fire Formed in Flame" by Exhumed is a nice Feminist anthem as well; although, unlike the Bile song, it's a little more violent than romantic.