I got home last night and got to hand out some candy to the little ghetto rats . I have no problem with them being rude and loud, thats cool....but dont come to my door during halloween without a costume. ' Oh let me guess what your are......oh oh I know...a future welfare applicant no no...wait I know, a drug dealer.....' And dont start on the 'yous be pickin on da balck man' boat here, ghetto rats are all colors. And I got them all, but like I said wear a fucking costume. And I know mommy and daddy spent the money they said they were going to give you on Old'E but a little imagination goes a long way. My costume didnt cost a thing, and many times in the past I used thing around the house to make one: a bed sheet makes a great Roman toga and a lamp shade, instant costume. For those of you who dont know animal house go here ~~~>http://www.animalhouse.com/ . Costumes any costume, halloween is for dressing up and showing your pagan support of the lost and forgotten gods from days of old. And if you are not sure what one looks like here are a few samples :
1) I soooo want to do this.
2) See, I bet this did not cost a thing...except a little pride.
3) For those who have a little money ...and gay....maybe this might work
4) Bed sheetand some poison ivy, instand costume! TOGA TOGA TOGA
See it isnt hard and it is fun to boot. So next year please put a little effort into dressing up. I even thought of not giving out candy to those who dont dress up but I would like to keep my car from being keyed and my house free of fecial matter. But maybe what I will do is post a sign that says 'People with costumes get better candy' You wont go empty handed but the costumed kid will not get the sugar free laxative lollipoops.