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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Just another day....

-Not much going on today, just another day that ends in 'Y'. I went to the gym yesterday for the first time in about 3 weeks and will be going back today. The little woman and me checked out the gym at her school and we will be joining that one as well. This one is right next to the house and comes with her tuition she pays to this damn institute. About time she got something out of this place other than little negitive signs in our check book.
-The little man is well into his terrible 2's and did not go to sleep until 1230 last night. It is almost like he cannt go to sleep unitl he has had his little booty tanned a few times.
" But daddieeee I didnt get my nightly whoopin, how am I supposed to sleep?"
And now that the diapers are getting fewer and fewer hand to ass is making alot more contact, but the funny thing is that it doesnt seem to phase him in any way. He breaks a christmass bulb on the tree, mommy paddles his little biscuts and stands him in the corner. As soon as we kiss him and tell him what he did wrong, he even agrees with us it was wrong, what does he do??? What does he do??!! He does it again!!!!
-But I do have hope for him, Bill Cosby told us all children have brain damage and not to fret over it. It will get better, but not until about the age of 25. That age will only apply to those children that have been treated like we were as kids......remeber....." Well , that'll learnem!" Remeber those words? Those were the kinds things I heard as a kid when I did something stupid and got hurt, and sometimes it even followed with a beating. Tough love does work, try to protect them from everything (including themselves) and they wont be out of the " Brain Damage" years until they hit 40 or so. I fear my ex is doing this to my oldest, but I do have hope for him. He is just as destructive and violent as I was when I was his age. So the apron strings might be there but this killem all attitude might be his saving grace lol. He loves killing bugs and playing army man, thats my boy! hehehehe. The youngest is on his way to be about the same to, he uses the wives toe nail clippers as his gun, not sure where he got that from. He hasnt seen anything violent, unless Nemo is considered violent lol. But if this trend keeps up we might end up with this:




















Happy Tuesday, I hope someone got as much as a giggle out of that as I did. And for those of us out there tryin to raise kids just remeber in the end its up to you to be the best you can be. No book or orginiaztion can tell you how to raise your kids. And if they think there 2 cents is worth anymore than that I will sic my 2 year old on them with a wiffle ball bat. Its call " Bleeding Heart Baseball" and you get a home run for every unwashed, over the hill, tree hugging, save all the animals but the humans hippie you hit in the balls!

24 comments:

Danielle said...

Happy Tuesday.
I'm here, just coughen up a lung.
Thats about it.

honkeie2 said...

Throat spray in one hand smoke in the other , been there. Love the story about the homeless guy, I think I need to go help someone now. " Save the Humans"

steph said...

nuttin wrong with a little tough love on the kiddos these days!

and-- Hilarious picture!

the_mrs said...

Alright! Finally a post that justifies me laying the smackdown on my kids! LOL Well, not really a smackdown...:)

the_mrs said...

Oh, I didn't leave my name---I have a new blog now, too. I know, I know...I said I was quitting...did I mention I have multiple personalities? ;)

----Jenny

Danielle said...

no more smoking for me, I quit.

Danielle said...

as of thanksgiving.....

honkeie2 said...

Steph- kids that dont get the tough love become weak, and cannt make jokes about the beats they got as kids lol.
The_Mrs.- I am glad I am one of your addictions :-D. And as Ms. Doubtfire said," Are your kids well behaved or do they need a few light slams now and again?"
D -Give them nasty things up, spend that money on something else...like a vacation :-D

Cherry said...

Haha, loved the Beavis and Butthead version of Bush/Cheney.

That mofo, Bush, is in Denver today. I should sooooooo be one of the protesters (that is about 12 blocks away from where I work).

Next time he comes to Denver, I am soooo there. Rotten eggs, a GWB doll in a noose and MUCHO nasty signs.

Sorry for my rant. :)

Becky said...

Now that is a great picture!

Danielle said...

hahaaah CHERRY re: bush, the president that is.

PB said...

I love bush and dick.

Dirk the Feeble said...

I think the controversy about whether parents should or shouldn't spank their kids is about 20 years too late, 'cause my dad never heard it.

Jerry said...

PB is switch hits...it's just how she is...she can't help it.

PB said...

Yea thats how I am, jerry knows me very well, espcially when I am pulling on his clown fro.

PB said...

I think I am going to participate in Half Nekkid Thursday.

honkeie2 said...

whooohooo PB show dem pinkies!

awaterpixie said...

Happy Tuesday darlin... sounds like a typical little 2 year old to me.

::smooches::
Mara

Jen said...

I love Beavis and Butthead! Thanks for the giggle!

Heather said...

Bill Cosby's Parenthood is one of my favorite books.

Carie said...

I used to feel so guilty when I punished Ashley, all my siblings said I was being mean (their kids are so bad they got banned from chuckie cheese) but I have a straight A 6th grader who is doing pretty darn good :o)

honkeie2 said...

I am not the religous type but....fore go the rod and fore go the child....take it as you will but ppl that dont use some kinda of disipline usually get kids that have more problems than the ones that got there ass beat so bad they blacked a few of them out of memeory(ME) lol

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