-Not much going on today, just another day that ends in 'Y'. I went to the gym yesterday for the first time in about 3 weeks and will be going back today. The little woman and me checked out the gym at her school and we will be joining that one as well. This one is right next to the house and comes with her tuition she pays to this damn institute. About time she got something out of this place other than little negitive signs in our check book.
-The little man is well into his terrible 2's and did not go to sleep until 1230 last night. It is almost like he cannt go to sleep unitl he has had his little booty tanned a few times.
" But daddieeee I didnt get my nightly whoopin, how am I supposed to sleep?"
And now that the diapers are getting fewer and fewer hand to ass is making alot more contact, but the funny thing is that it doesnt seem to phase him in any way. He breaks a christmass bulb on the tree, mommy paddles his little biscuts and stands him in the corner. As soon as we kiss him and tell him what he did wrong, he even agrees with us it was wrong, what does he do??? What does he do??!! He does it again!!!!
-But I do have hope for him, Bill Cosby told us all children have brain damage and not to fret over it. It will get better, but not until about the age of 25. That age will only apply to those children that have been treated like we were as kids......remeber....." Well , that'll learnem!" Remeber those words? Those were the kinds things I heard as a kid when I did something stupid and got hurt, and sometimes it even followed with a beating. Tough love does work, try to protect them from everything (including themselves) and they wont be out of the " Brain Damage" years until they hit 40 or so. I fear my ex is doing this to my oldest, but I do have hope for him. He is just as destructive and violent as I was when I was his age. So the apron strings might be there but this killem all attitude might be his saving grace lol. He loves killing bugs and playing army man, thats my boy! hehehehe. The youngest is on his way to be about the same to, he uses the wives toe nail clippers as his gun, not sure where he got that from. He hasnt seen anything violent, unless Nemo is considered violent lol. But if this trend keeps up we might end up with this:
Happy Tuesday, I hope someone got as much as a giggle out of that as I did. And for those of us out there tryin to raise kids just remeber in the end its up to you to be the best you can be. No book or orginiaztion can tell you how to raise your kids. And if they think there 2 cents is worth anymore than that I will sic my 2 year old on them with a wiffle ball bat. Its call " Bleeding Heart Baseball" and you get a home run for every unwashed, over the hill, tree hugging, save all the animals but the humans hippie you hit in the balls!