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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Looking over my shoulder

Now just a little note here : I am not homophobic in any sense of the word. I am not affaird of gay men and nor am I affraid that I may be gay. I am about as metro as one man can be without being gay. Hell, I find gay men to be funny and they make good friends. But I have no desire to be with testicle man or have a set of kiwi's in my eye shockets. I love the female body above all forms; fat, small, short, tall me loves them all. I am happily married to a WOMAN and she is all I can handel lol.
Now with that said; I believe the person who designed the gym lockers at my local tourture chamber had to be gay. Or at least like to see man butt from all angles. I noticed this the other day while I was strippin down to birthday suite in the locker room. There was no one in there but me and I was able to confirm this but looking in 2 different place. But then it hit me, If there was someone there they could totaly check out my hair butt from the other side of the room. Here are two pics I took from right and then left. I know these mirrors were put here for a purpose and it wasnt to check out your hair. Unless the part in the hair you are looking for is the young man's butt on the other side of the wall. I have always done the 'locker room dressing technique' I try to keep my naked ass out in the open air as little as possible.
One I dont like looking atmy own ass and two I get really uneasy when men pass by me and give that friendly smile as they walk by me in all my nakieness.

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Not mine but an example of what I dont want to see right before I hit the treadmill or right before I am about to leave. Maybe someone out there might like it butt I am not for the man tush......damn I dont feel so bad now...my ass is nowhere nearly ass hairy as this guys lol. Might need a trimer to get past them dingle berries lol.


12 comments:

Katie said...

that guy does have a hairy ass...lol...o my

Video X said...

tshew! that dude has one major hairy ass. i never thought i minded man hair. guys are supposed to be stinky and hairy and all that jazz anyway...but that's a LOT of ass hair. holy moly.

who cares. if those dudes wanna check out your ass then just dont bend over. haha! you need a poophole protector of some sort.

Video X said...

"tshew" what the hell is that!

it's almost a phonetical spelling of tissue.

i meant "shew"

Jenny said...

Maybe it's for those guys that like to groom "down there"---why they would do it in a locker room is beyond me, but I think we all know there are weirdos everywhere...*ACK Bad mental picture...

Hammy said...

Tell us why exactly you took your camera into the men's locker room? Tsk, tsk, tsk. You're not fooling anybody here with your advertising for "I love gay men" post. He he.

DIAMONDKT said...

I can see why you are feeling uneasy in that type of gym room setting. You didn't paint a pretty picture for the straight man. I agree, that sounds a little suspicious...like you are attending a gym that was designed with the idea of men curling other men rather than hitting the weights.

Jen said...

I don't like man hair. Hairy chests, backs and asses are a NO GO for me! Dating a man like that would be like dating wolfman or something. Thanks but no thanks. I'm gonna have nightmares about that guy's hairy ass now!

Jen said...
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Jen said...

oh, and a ladies locker room isn't much different from the men's. There are mirrors everywhere too. I always feel uncomfortable in the ladies locker room, myself. Mostly because I am usually wishing that my body was just as hot as the ladies who share the locker room with me.

Danielle said...

omg. omg omg. that ass. LMAO!!!! u kill me!!!

steph said...

The locker room in my gym is just like that-- with mirrors all over!!!!

I feel like a perv or something--- cuz no matter where I'm looking-- Im lookin at someone nekked.

Anonymous said...

WOW I want to get with him!