Looking over my shoulder

Now just a little note here : I am not homophobic in any sense of the word. I am not affaird of gay men and nor am I affraid that I may be gay. I am about as metro as one man can be without being gay. Hell, I find gay men to be funny and they make good friends. But I have no desire to be with testicle man or have a set of kiwi's in my eye shockets. I love the female body above all forms; fat, small, short, tall me loves them all. I am happily married to a WOMAN and she is all I can handel lol.
Now with that said; I believe the person who designed the gym lockers at my local tourture chamber had to be gay. Or at least like to see man butt from all angles. I noticed this the other day while I was strippin down to birthday suite in the locker room. There was no one in there but me and I was able to confirm this but looking in 2 different place. But then it hit me, If there was someone there they could totaly check out my hair butt from the other side of the room. Here are two pics I took from right and then left. I know these mirrors were put here for a purpose and it wasnt to check out your hair. Unless the part in the hair you are looking for is the young man's butt on the other side of the wall. I have always done the 'locker room dressing technique' I try to keep my naked ass out in the open air as little as possible.
One I dont like looking atmy own ass and two I get really uneasy when men pass by me and give that friendly smile as they walk by me in all my nakieness.

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Not mine but an example of what I dont want to see right before I hit the treadmill or right before I am about to leave. Maybe someone out there might like it butt I am not for the man tush......damn I dont feel so bad now...my ass is nowhere nearly ass hairy as this guys lol. Might need a trimer to get past them dingle berries lol.