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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

1. What is your favorite charity?

Me, that is my favorite charity! No one gives me money to help support me, my problems and addictions. Maybe I will make a cheesey braclet too, get all the celeberties to buy them and laugh as they all get rashs form the cheap rubber I used in making them. Charity starts at home and when I am home I am king,,,,,unitl the wife comes home then I am just the jesture lmao.

-Do you feel you give your time and money to charity often enough?
Hell no...I soo need more me time lol!

2. Have you ever had sex on a beach? Thoughts?
Nope and never will probably. I have no desire to exfoliate my willy!

3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a person do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
Depends on what do you mean by good? In my world I would give me a 12 damn it. In my world I am da man lol.

4. How often do you drink alcohol? Smoke?
Drink, as often as I can, and smoke....very rarely. I quit some time ago but I still enjoy a good cigar.

5. What do you do for a living? What is your dream job?
I work in upper management, I am your boss! Now kiss my ass or else!

Bonus! What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following? a) lingere b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me.
Lingere, toys and leather I will go for. Lingere are my fav !

Just a fun post thanks to Jenn-nnay Get them butt hands over here and give us a hug (((((JENNAY))))

15 comments:

Jenny said...

LOL!!!!

I loved #1, especially the part about the celebrities getting rashes :P

And I should have put little smiley faces next to my other comments, cuz I know you were just kidding! You know I'm not nasty (well, unless you count that one time I...nevermind)

k o w said...

"exfoliate my willy": I did it once on the beach in Wildwood and didn't recover for a week.

Danielle said...

oh ok.

Danielle said...

I got u know honkie, I see how you do.

Danielle said...

*now*

honkeie2 said...

lol....hmmm jenny I want to know!

Ouchy KOW and knowing how Wildwood can be...ouchy!

I guess sooo D lol

Danielle said...

whatever i got your number lol

honkeie2 said...

HeHeHe I will keep me in check *sitting on hands now*
:-D

steph said...

Yeah sand on the willy is not a good thing. I can tell ya.. The fun stops there. umm... ow.

P.S.-- have a good Thanksgiving weekend!! :)

steph said...

I just re-read my comment.

The sand wasn't on MY willy--- as... I do not have a willy.

But sand on a willy .... that goes in my hoo-ha..... THAT's not a good thing.


ok. Out. : )

honkeie2 said...

I love the hoo-ha..where did you get that ? Everytime I say it out loud I start laughing lol.
And yeah i feel yah on the sand thing, only takes one grain of sharp , graiting, stabing sand in or on lol.

Jenny said...

That's priviledged information---

And you've never heard the term "hoo-ha"? I used it in my post today! You obviously didn't read my answers, but whatever...

nk said...

thanks for saying hiya!

Jen said...

My favorite charity? There are various charities that I give to all year long. My favorite would have to be the MUSC Children's Hospital here in Charleston. I am a strong supporter of this charity cause I was operated on at this hospital when I was a little kid. It saved my life.
Other favorite charity: Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. I know too many women who have died from breast cancer and I know too many women who have it.

Sex on the beach? noooooo....never tried it cause I didn't want sand to get into spots that would be hard to get the sand out of. It's bad enough that sand gets everywhere..ie... your clothes, food, bags, car...but in parts of your body or the sand rubbing you in a hurtful way...NO!

honkeie2 said...

sorry jennay i must have missed it

no prob nk..ty for comin by

you are a very generous person jen, very nice. And yes sand in 'those' areas is not fun. So why is sex on the beach such a romantic idea lol