Answers to Becky:
My wife and I have been together for about 7 years now and married for 3. We meet while I was working at Lord&Taylor's in the ladies shoes department. Yes I was Al Bundy for a short while and yes it sucked. But we meet there while I was still married to the ex but that relationship was already in the grave. We became fast friends and as the marraige to the ex became null and void we became much more.
I married her for many reason....she makes me smile, laugh, cry and pissed all in the same breath. I love how affectionate she was and is. One of the biggest complaints I have about my ex was that she was very cold and stand off-ish. Getting her to hold hands was almost a battle! Oh yeah....she can cook lol!
She moved to the USA when she was very young and is very Americanized. She speaks perfect english and the only reason I found out she was an alien( from mars I think) was because she told me. The first time I meet her I thougth she was just a preppy white girl ( with big knockers). And yes they are real and yes they have gotten ALOT bigger through out the years lol.
Answers to Jenn-nnay's questions:
1) No I have never farted during sex but I have been a witness and a part of a many queeff's(sp).
If I did it would be a show stopper I tell you. Saddam has nothing on me when it comes to chemical war fare!
2) The last time I cried...I quess drunk crying doesnt count lol. It was when my (little man)babies first word was 'da-da'. I am getting choked up just thinking of it. My greatest joy is hearing my kids call me dad. I dont have my oldest with me all the time and even though he is a few weeks shy of 10 I still love hearing it. And I love coming home and hear the little man running though the house screaming ' DA-DA-DA-DA'
3) Turn off's---hairy women, women smoking, bad body odor, spitting, poor hygene in general, and huge nails(talons)
Turn ons: Long hair, pearly white skin(even though I have been seeing some of the darker skinned women in a new light-nothing racial here ppl :-P Its all pink in the middle lol. I love all women of all colors shapes and sizes lol.), big full lips, small pretty feet and toes, full figured women-I am and always be a chubby chaser and this one gets my wife laughing all the time--speaking in different languages during sex. I can sometimes get her to speak spanish while we are getting busy but she says she never knows what to say. I tell her to say anything, 'The car is running and full of mud', ' The grass needs to be cut and the dog is pissing on my cake'. See I have yet to learn any real spanish so to me its all sexy talk to me.
4) Most embarissing momment:
I really dont have anything really embarassing momment but I do have something that does embarassing. It is going to be a bit personal on the sexual note so if anyone reading this doesnt want to know anything up close and personal about my penis stop reading.
-I have the 'hardest' time talking about masterbating with my wife. I know it sounds werid but everytime she asks 'When was the last time you pulled your pud?' I always trun red as a 'beet'. She even wants to watch me do it and I have but its soooo werid to have someone watching as you are 'climbing the bean stalk'. She says she doesnt 'double click the mouse' but I think that it is just becuase she came form a very sexually repressed family and has yet to get in touch with her 'clam'. And if my wife read this I am sooo dead lol. But its my life exsperiences that have made me who I am and this is my outlet to share. :-P
So Becky and Jenn-nnay since you are the only ones to ask you are the only ones I answered...duh on me for even typing that lol. But if anyone else has a question at any given time as away I will answer anything, I fear nothing ----------but my wife lol ;-)