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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Episode 4 of FF (Friday Funnies) and TGIF Mofo's

This will be my last post for a week. I am off to the carrabien for a week of fun but it looks like little sun. I have been checking the weather and it looks like it is going to be a wet week. But that is ok, as long as I cannot be reached by phone it will be worth its weight in gold. I am a manager at a security firm which means I am on call 24/7. The pay is really good so I cannt complain too much but I can still complain about being woken up at least 5 out of 7 nights at fucking 2 in the morning and having a damn cell phone with me at all times! So you see being without a leash for a week is a vaction in itself. I can walk in the rain and still smile knowing no one can contact me unless they call the fucking UN! Haha mofo's, peace out I am outie....Ross Purro for president YO!

Now on with some of the funny things I have found throughout the week......

1) Damn he sure was hittin that shit like that bitch owed him money!















2) Run faster bitch!










3) I sooo wanted to bone her! I love that leather dress she was in when those fuzzy woodland creatures grabbed her squeeze box.



























4) I loved this game but Mike always made me feel like his prison bitch. Even after I learned all the cheats and made his brown eye blue.
















5) Talk about adding insult to injury !














6) Do you get an extra side of chubby with that cheese?



































7) Last but not least--another owned bitch gettin it doggie from a shortie.





















Just a little music news here, I have the new GORILLAZ cd and I totaly love it. My fav tracks are FEEL GOOD INC and DARE. If you are not a fan of house, techno or rap stay away. It is not a main stream group found on top 40 radio but they have had a couple of well known songs. I believe they are from England somewhere but that is where my knowledge of them ends , I just like the music. For all I know its some fat nasty dude with a sound machine lol.

Sooooooo till Nov. 14 peace out....................feel free to feel me up while I am out, I will love the fondelings. :-*

11 comments:

steph said...

Have a great vacation!!

Danielle said...

omg no what am I going to do with out you for a week? Dayum dayum dayum. I am gonna miss you!!! Have a blast!

Jenny said...

Have fun! Go wild so you have some crazy stuff to talk about when you get back :)

casperelli said...

I hope you have a great vacation... looking forward to great stories upon your return...

Lo Lo Lova said...

Enjoy your freedom! You will be missed.

honkeie2 said...

I will bring tee shirts and pics
:-*

Cherry said...

That turtle one is funny!! :)

:( We will miss our honkeie. We expect a butt shot for next week's HNT. :D

rollerskater said...

don't get too much sun!

honkeie2 said...

I will give a white ass pick for u all to see..and roller I hope to get as much sun as possible :-*

yep, it's me.... said...

jinkies - i am a star wars fan...

Joe Tornatore said...

#3 is the lay in Princess Leia.