Babies cannt take baths until thier belly buttons heal and Cheese did not want to let go fo his little stump of a belly button until a few days ago. We have been giving him sponge baths and the such but no baths in the since of submerged in soap water.
Our little man had taken on a rather interesting odor fo cheese, due to his drolling and the fact we were unable to play dunk the baby. I did not notice it until the day of his first bath. The wife was celebrating that his was ready for a bath and I was curious to what was soo exciting about a bath....I take them all the time and no one jumps up and down in glee. She held up pinky and told me to smell him. I did and didnt find anything unusual until she point to one certain area.....his neck. You know that area where the shoulder and neck conect? Well since he is a little fatty he has neck rolls and someone hid a piece of limberger cheese there. It was rather nasty, I wasnt exspecting anything that rancid so I was doing some deep smelling at the time of the discovery. At that point I to became excited with the anticipation of soap and water gracing his royal fatness.
Hince the birth of -CHEESE-
And now to make things even more interesting he has started going to town on his hands. So now he gets hand cheese as well. It is like wet belly button lint, again toatly nasty. Why do babies clench thier hands soo tightly....I know there is a little Jew in him but damn....It's Captian Tight Fisted Mcpenny. I swear he could probably hang by his hands at this point. Kung fu grip baby!
But he is all clean now and smells only of baby shampoo and happiness.....a big improvment from putrid sharp chedder.
Random thoughts in my head right now
I wonder if you can sell halloween candy on ebay......why did they start putting out christmass decorations on Oct. 31 when Thanksgivining is the next Hallmark Holiday not Christmass......I have been up since 2030hrs yesterday night and I feel a little strange now....I finally got my CPR card from the red cross but I took the test 5/10/06 and its only good for one year....I dont mind getting old but I hate watching commercials for some new pill and think'Boy I have I need me some of that'........its raining and i have no energy to even breath....I wont be leaving work today unitl 1500hrs.....I am all candied out for the momment...I could really go for a taco right now.....my boss will be off for the next week and a half....I need a hair cut....I think I will go and hide in my car now.....
I need some sleep so my mind is a bit on the werid side. I am currently drinking cold coffe with egual in it.....I forsee some bathroom time very shortly :-X