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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Tits Firday.....

Yes I said 'tits' haha and why did I say tits, well because I am a man and that is my alter of worship. If you have see my wife you will notice two of the first things I noticed about her......them big round beautiful....eyes.....hahahahahahahaha. Well actually I did notice her eyes first and yes they drew me right in but then I noticed her name tag and the name she had given her right boob 'Lilian'. I then proceeded to wonder to myself what the other one was named ;-). I love it when women put thier name tags in that special place that gives us men a reason we can get away with looking in 'that' area.
Now while trolling through myspace I always come across the usual type of shots, and here are a few. I am sure they have faces and wonderful personalities but the man in really doesnt care about that at the moment lol.

1) I bet she has a PhD and is a card carring NRA member......



2) I wonder if she has bad teeth or something?



3) With a rack like that I dont care if she has a head!



4) OMFG...........lost for words here!



5) I am sorry but I was curious to what 'thier' names were not your name.



6) Lets play monkey in the middle!



7) When in dought show some titty and the professor will give you an 'A'




I would post a pic of my wives but I think she would kill me if she stopped by and found a familar looking pair of hooters staring back at her hahahaha.

I am at work doing payroll for my employees and blogging at the same time. I love my job hahahahahahaha. I have yet to fuck on it while mutli tasking, I am just that good. Well, my hours are correct any way :-D got to cover yourself first you know!


One more, here we even have DICK showing his support for MWLB- Men Who Love Breast....you tell them DICK!



As anyone can see I am have been acussed, and rightfully so, of being an overly sexually charge human. It has not gotten any better as the years have gone on. My wife is always telling at me to leave her alone but hell, if I cannt molest my wife then who can I? I mean we didnt by the spare woman when we got married so I cannt go to the closet and pull her out now can I? And the old karate on the potty is only good for a few days. Do any women out there have this problem? Either thier man wont leave them alone or thier men are not in the mood as much as you would like....lets do an unofficial poll......is your partner over sexed or under sexed........
And for the record I only harass my wife like this, she is the only one that is this privledged!

LAST ONE I PROMISE--------

Let us not forget that other place that can make men crawl thorough glass and endure the 7 levels of hell just for a maybe---------------------------------{0}



Fuzzy myspace pic hmmmmmm she is probably ugly, kinda stoopid, bit of a drinker and doesnt know when too much is too much......my kinda girl! She might be a butter face but I bet she can cook a mean meatloaf and suck the krome off a trailer hitch. And for those of you a little slow on this Friday....She has a hot body, butt-her-face needs a bag as well.

9 comments:

Ranger Tom said...

Iz like tig bits!

honkeie2 said...

Tig O Bitties rock!

Martini said...

Damn! You're not kidding about #4. I love your Friday post!

Chrissy said...

Well I have to say, not exactly what I was expecting when I wandered this way tonight but you did make some nice choices. I, as a woman, can appreciate Mother Nature in all her glory. Even when her Glory is IN MY FACE. LOL

Becky said...

Boobs are fucking awesome! Chris calls them front mounted mind control.

normiekins said...

you guys have it so easy!!!!!!!!

mal said...

I think I will start putting my name tag on my forehead

morbid misanthrope said...

They have pictures of boobs on the internet now?

Heather said...

Oh my. This is a surprise. I guess it is just a part of life.